MY BETTER HALF...

This woman is cleverer, funnier and stronger than I am. So she can certainly kick YOUR ass...

LEAST ACTION HERO...

So many deadlines and dinosaur incursions, so little time...

JOURNEYMAN...

Lay back and think of the air-miles I'm earning...

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Archive for July 2008

Saw the new X-Files movie this week.

Truthfully... I thought it was pretty dreadful. The acting was okay, the direction was okay, but the whole film feels... unfinished. The series ran out of steam because Chris Carter and company liked asking questions but didn't see any urgency in answering them. This film sums that up... there's hardly a plot point that doesn't have a whopping great '?' after it. In fact, you'd be lucky to find one definitive comment in the whole movie. I'm not sure if that's because of the rush to get it to screen, or just the team wanting to play up the ambigious angles every few minutes, but there's huge holes in the logic and action and far too few explanations of various actions that just left me scratching my head. Maybe I just need one of their ludicrously powerful torches/flashlights.


It's a pity because I got to do press with David Duchovny and Chris Carter yesterday and they're nice, engaging people who obviously care about the franchise and enjoyed doing it. I'd like to see another X-Files movie somewhere down the line, but if this is the end, so be it. Those of you who haven't seen it yet and intend to, there's a nice scene/coda after the credits. There's a boat and everything :)

London was incredibly hot - hotter than most of the days in Iowa recently - and it was nice to chill by the Thames for a few hours after all the round-table press stuff. Of course, back in Leeds today, with a ton of stuff to do for Impact, it's been rainy and greay and awful. SO much for a day out and for British summertime!

I gave in. I was weak. Vain. (Perhaps even yuppy-ish if that word didn't make me sound old). Yet strangely justifiably pragmatic. So I keep telling myself.

Yes, I swapped my cell phone for a Blackberry device at the local 02 Phone shop today. My last phone was okay and would have gone on for a while, but the back casing went missing somewhere en route to/from Iowa and looked/acted a little worse for wear. After speaking to my colleague Alison Jones at the Batman junket and finding that she'd got her Blackberry as a free upgrade for being a loyal 02 customer, I realised it had been a while since my own 02 upgrade and so trundled into town today to see if I could net myself something free and shiny and probably a bit useful. If my brother can have a shiny electronic book thingy, I can have a shiny phone thingy. So there!

I went into one 02 shop where the guy said I really needed to contact 02 on the phone or the Net to see if I was eligible for the upgrade. I knew this was rubbish, but as the guy seemed to be more interested in selling those new fangled I-Phoney things to sixteen years old with more money than tanning lotion, they lost my custom. So I went to the other 02 shop in Leeds and they were much more helpful. (Yes, Mr Mosby, we can give you what you want. Shiny new Blackberry phone, the sort that has it's own tiny keyboard and screen and it's free - just a slight upgrade on your tarrif per month) I'd now pay between £30-35, rather than between £25-30!) I checked several times about what that covered and then signed on the dotted line.

When I get home things don't seem to set up right so I do the obligatory call to 02 and find that, (Oh no Mr Mosby you were misinformed, if you want to be able to get e-mails on the move then it's a £10 bolt-on(ie: extra £). Sorry, but that's the deal and we're very sorry you were misinformed at the shop, but not our fault. We suggest you go back and complain...)

Maybe not. I calmy explain that by my reckoning their calculations mean, regardless of being wrongly informed at the shop, I would now be paying around £20 MORE for getting a phone that did exactly what the last one did, but which looks nicer and has a few bells and whistles, none of which are worth the extra outlay.

And oh, *cough* did I mention I edit a national magazine?

Quick scurrying at 02 later and: (... oh looksee, sorry.... let's see what we can do. Okay, you've now got the 'bolt-on' for free and the Blackberry should be up and running tomorrow and is that all ok, Mr Mosby?')

Yes. That should do nicely.


It's good to talk.
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Well, as you can see opposite - if you're viewing this at the actual blogsite and if not, GO VISIT immediately and double my readership - the teaser is up for the next Highlander event I'm involved with. It'll take place in April 2009 and the 'City of Angels' and enlarged letters in the logo may just give you a clue as to where.

The design took a while to put together and once again the trick was to give the logo an association with Highlander itself: hence the sword shape. But it is only one element of the whole launch image and event title which should be online sometime over the weekend. These events take a lot of planning and it's early days, but all the essential pieces are in place and given the cancellation of two key events in the US this year, this should hopefully restore the faith of the...well, faithful!

Still in a Highlander vein, this is... ahem, interesting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swVrD2Mv7Lk

Plenty of other designing work to do for various people and writing to keep me busy in the meantime.

Most bills paid, some loose change added to the Travel Fund jar and it's a Friday. So things going okay, if not spectacularly. :)

Another busy week. I went down to London late on Sunday for an early Monday morning start with Batman, The Dark Knight. There was a press screening at the big IMAX screen near Waterloo Station and it was... quite stunning. Not remotely the 'superhero' movie I was expecting - more like an episode of Law & Order or the movie HEAT, with added kevlar. Christian Bale is good, but the rumours are true... Heath Ledger is simply outstanding as the Joker, a sociopath criminal who isn't in it for profit but just simply to 'see things burn'. It's an amzing tour-de-force eprformance from the late actor and worht the price of admission alone. However the rest of the film doesn't disappoint and Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart and Sir Michael Caine are all good too.

I got to ask them some questions later in the day and at the risk of name-dropping (I'll risk it) director Christopher Nolan told me that...


"Certainly in doing this kind of film you want to challenge expectations, you want to meet them in one sense but then you do want to try and challenge the audience to accept slightly different shifting elements to the film the film than perhaps they are expecting. But at the same time I never really viewed this as a super hero film, I don’t really view the superhero film as a genre. I felt that if it is a genre we would be in terrible trouble being the fifth comic book derived superhero movie of this summer and luckily audiences seem to agree with me that these are very different things and where they come from and what the source material is isn’t necessarily relevant to what the films will be, these characters are all very different..." I'll be typing up the rest for Impact #201

Also got the chance to go and see Avenue Q in the West End which is best described as 'the adult version of the muppets/Sesame Street'. Today's letter is H for Hilarious!

Not in at Impact this week as Neal is away on holiday, but must keep writing so he's got stuff to do when he gets back! In the meantime there's been a ton of design work. I've been busy on designing several websites for friends (and finishing the teaser images for what I think I can now safely reveal is HLWW9 - I'll post that image later this week). Sadly none of the web stuff is paying work per se, but it's good practice. And as Carmel says, I really DO need to finish putting together the portfolio of my work to start fully profiting from it.

However... just won £20 on the lottery. Hey, it's a start.

Normally all is fairly boring in Leeds. My tight social circle seemed to gradually dilute and evaporate over the last eighteen months and I've noted that I really, genuinely do have more close friends outside the country than I do within it. I've been lucky to visit Sydney and Iowa this year and hope to do so again at future dates, so I can't complain too much (but when has that ever stopped me?).

However looking ahead I do have busy weekends coming up. This Saturday one of the local Impact writers, Leo, is having a 'Farewell, Leeds!' evening out before she and her boyfriend head off to travel the world, so I'll be joining them for a few drinks and a possible bowling escapade. On the Sunday I'm down to London for an early-am Monday start for Batman: The Dark Knight press stuff and will head back to Leeds on Tuesday. A couple of weekends later and my old friend Karen has invited me to join her and boyfriend Ainsley at her friend Beth's annual BBQ on the other side of Leeds. Last year's weather was red-hot ( see post) so I hope for more sun this year than we've been having recently. A week after that there may be a Millarworld drink-up in London when Mark does his signing at Forbidden Planet. Not sure if I'll make that, but would be fun. I'm sure this sudden flurry of social activity won't last, but it'll be good to get out a bit.

It's been very much a feast vs famine week with either everything happening at once or being failry quiet. Impact #200 was top and tailed (see the cover to the left - which will be spot-varnished and all shiney when it hits the shelves next week) and we're now underway with an issue we've decided to call '#201'. Neal, the designer, is on holiday for about ten days so I don't have to rush to get all MY work in, as long as he has it all ready for when he comes back (then there'll be another rush).

Also the Jump Cons that some of the HL, Battlestar Galactica people, Jeffrey Coombes, Robert Picardo etc etc were attending across the US over the next month appear to have nose-dived in spectacular form and this comes only a month after the equally-hyped FedCons also ended in disaster. So the last twenty-four hours has been a case of making sure no-one I know was en-route and spreading the word. Luckily HLWW events are much better planned and organised and there'll be more to come on details of the 2009 event next week.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go have a nice lie-down.




Jet-lag is a bitch. It's Friday evening in the UK, a week since Independence Day celebrations, and - without wishing to rub Jilly's nose in it - I think I've got her share of sleep... I must have had about seventeen + hrs since Wednesday afternoon and had to drag myself out of bed each morning. But somehow managed to get all the last remnants of Impact material done and dusted.

In the next fortnight I have Dark Knight press stuff to do and, more importantly, several leads to follow up including chasing invoices etc to pay the bills. Glamourous, moi? Notsomuch.

This weekend, while realigning myself geographically, perhaps watching Who again, I need to finish the HLWW DVD designs and put the finishing touches to a teaser promotional image which I can only refer to as '1X' for the moment. I'll post the finished item on this page next week or soon thereafter. Also need to win the lottery. I entered the Iowa version of it ( I got a strange look when I asked the woman behind the desk if I could have a 'Lucky Dip') but unless Jilly's disappeared to Hawaii with the pirate booty, I'm guessing I didn't win. Hmmmmm.

Big Hi to Iowa. The only thing I'm not missing like crazy are the midgies - though I wish I was.

Must starting saving the pennies again...

All blog comments welcome. Particularly those sent on the back of a tenner :)

Iowa to Chicago flight got in 30minutes early, so it NEARLY off-sets the delay on the outward journey. But I had more than enough time to grab something to eat and drink here and confirm my Standby status. Currently at Chicago O'Hare with about an hour before ETD. I've heard all the horror stories about this place, but seem to have avoided any of the bad experiences (so far). Things are running relatively smoothly and all the staff have been helpful. IF all goes well, I'll be back in the UK around 7:00am Wednesday. It looks like I'll have a bulkhead seat on the AA flight, so that may give me a bit of leg-room and a chance to sleep.

Iowa was great (see my enthusiastic previous blog) and I'm already noting advance UK temperatures (60s at best and raining. Naturally). All pouty-lippy when I see Iowa will be in the late 80s again. Peh. Grumble. Whine. Etc.

Thursday will be back to the usual grey-coloured grind, but won't be impossible to get through if I get SOME work done on the plane. Maybe even a chapter of the novel.

As a kid - and in days when it was much safer - I used to spend my spare time going off with my fellow ankle-biters into the woods to try and catch newts and frogs and the like. I'd spend hours scurrying through undergrowth and wondering how far I could technically push my parents' rules abouyt where to go and where not to, without breaking them.

Tonight I took a short walk from Jilly's house, down by the railroad tracks (not in use at the mo)and found myself by the banks of the Sioux River and straight back to my childhood quests. The sun was setting over the river, the bridge stood tall and silent and with 'Stand by Me' relevance and the lightning bugs just added that special kind of atmosphere that usually resides only in memory. Yes it was well and truly magical. I now have the photos - which don't quite do it justice - and the midge-bites ('what...you've been bitten by midgets?' - Jilly) to prove it.

Just another reason to love this place.

It's now Sunday night here and have another 36hrs or so in Iowa which is a real shame as I'd gladly stay here longer. Though Jilly says there's so little to really 'do' around here, the fact is that's something of a blessing and even major cities like LA, London etc are only 'busier' if you haven't done their attractions already. Give me small-town America with it's limited traffic, safe environment and it's neighbo(u)rly neighbou(r)ing and I'm just as happy.

On 4th July we went across to Jilly's brother's family where we had a great barbeque and then let off a serious amount of fireworks. Jilly helped her nephew destroy a Matchbox car by attaching bottle rockets to it. Or rather she didn't, as Matchbox apparently make an indestructable car... unless you eventually take out your frustrated pyromaniac tendecies with a household hammer. I'm just saying.

I've had a great time and even helping stack some shelves at Jilly's work and clearing up dog poopie (Listen, I'll deny I've ever used the term poopie, so let's not dwell on it any longer) didn't seem like hard work. Jilly's doing well and though she'll be limping for a while yet, she will soon be back at work on a restricted/part-time basis which will get her out of the house but not cause too much stress or difficulty (the store is only five minutes away).

I've been lucky enough to travel the world and though it'll be good in some ways to get home, I can honestly say that I look forward to being back in Iowa before too long.

Well, it's Wednesday in both the US and UK and I'm about halfway through my Iowa trip. The weather has been gloriously hot - actually reaching 91 degrees yesterday. It's cooler and cloudier today, but still very nice.

Jilly is recuperating well and though it'll be near the end of the year before she's running any marthons or suchlike, she's already getting around well and even able to drive short distances. In the meantime I'm helping get the house sorted (I've discovered my innate domestic god complex) and making sure the menagerie of animals she's taken in over the years don't trample her underfoot.

There's the cats - Willow, Lilly, Emery, the little-seen Benny, Harry (middle-pic left) and Marilyn and her two dogs: Katie and Winston. Winston is, naturally, a massive British bulldog and looks like a cross between Gordon Brown, an alien and the dancing baby from Ally McBeal - except, of course, much MUCH cuter than all combined. Lilly, an ickle black-scruffy/demonic hybrid kitten has decided my legs are ladders - most inconvenient, especially when you're heading to the bathroom - but I've now got a water-squirter that acts as a detterent. Having said that, Lilly is now snoozing away on my lap. Jill too (as she's still not getting enough zzzzzz's at night). Not on my lap. You know what I mean! The animals tend to take turns in jumping on me during the night... fun for the first five minutes though 5:00am this morning after an hour or so of Willow wailing... not so much!

Iowa is a great change of pace. People warned me there wasn't much to do and though that's true, it's also one of its charms. This is small-town America and all the better for it. Everyone knows each other and there's very much a sense of everyone pulling together - something you just don't get in major cities where everyone's looking out for themselves.
No significant deadlines and no rush to do much at all. In fact Jilly and I are merely planning the various strands of our mutual plans for world domination and watching the lightning bugs glowing across the gardens. Ocassionally a train (we're right beside the railroad tracks) trundles apologetically by with a toot and a rumble.

I feel a retirement plan coming on ;)