MY BETTER HALF...

This woman is cleverer, funnier and stronger than I am. So she can certainly kick YOUR ass...

LEAST ACTION HERO...

So many deadlines and dinosaur incursions, so little time...

JOURNEYMAN...

Lay back and think of the air-miles I'm earning...

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Archive for January 2011

Ah, so... we enter a new year full of hope, of resolution that it will be the best of times, celebrating life and.... what, excuse me? What channel? Oh, right, THAT didn't take long to screw up, now did it?

Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, her entourage - and members of the public in the vicinity of the mall they were speaking at - were shot at around 11:00am local time on Saturday. The attempt at assassianting a public figure is  understanably news-worthy and after the immdiate facts were known  it took less than an hour for the blame game began in earnest - the minute that news networks had air-time to fill, there was an accumulation of speculation with only a few reporters actually brave enough to say 'We think we know 'X', but until we're absolutely sure we're not giving the information out'. The person accused of doing it was was one Jared Lee Loughner who, by default, was clearly mentally lacking in the self-control department (let's not get into amateur-hour diagnosis on specifics because that way lies badly defined madness - see the worthy http://www.slate.com/id/2280619/ ). It was also clear that Giffords had survived the initial attack and her condition was better than expected with the understated caveat of 'given the circumstances'. Those who died at the scene included a district judge, John Roll and a nine year old girl called Christina Greene, who was there because she interested in politics and taken to the mall as a treat to meet Gifford. If the story needed any more poignancy - and it arguably doesn't - the press noted that Giffords is the wife of a veteran, serving astronaut and that Christina Greene was born on 11th September 2001. You can almost smell a Lifetime Movie of the Week being prepped.


Here's another scenario: If a man regularly takes his friend out, gets him unfeasibly drunk on cheap alcohol, tells him stuff that gets him angry and then, at the end of the night tells him about the moral right to drive a car under whatever conditions he likes... who do you hold responsible if the man's friend subsequently drives home blind-drunk and angry one night, skids on the ice, loses control and runs over and kills a child en route?

Legally and pragmatically it's the driver because, when all is said and done, said moron has to accept a personal responsibility that each of us retains whenever we do anything. No deposit and no return... no-one tied him to the wheel, no-one forced those last bottles down his throat. Slam - and as they say - dunk. But more broadly speaking there are other factors at play. There's obviously a massive culpability to the friend who created a situation in which tragedy was somehow (by the laws of averages and Darwin) eventually inevitable. There's the cheap drink factor: hmmmm, too readly available?  And, hey, did the area have sufficent funds and resources to grit properly?

In the Giffords case, it's easy to see who the 'driver' is (even if we're not sure yet if he had a 'passenger' or 'navigator' onboard to help). The cheap drink, the ungritted road and the 'friend'... well, those are the factors open to debate. Is it Sarah Palin who specifically picked out a group of her opposition in the political arena and placed a literal target emblem over each area on her map telling supporters to 'reload' on her behalf? Is it  Sharron Angle's quote about 'second ammendment remedies' if goverment wasn't careful and 'taking Harry Reid out'...'?  Maybe Glenn Beck's hushed whispers of conspiracies and an upcoming revolution in the making... or Fox News seeing no problems with - indeed arguably promoting  citizens bringing fire-arms to town meetings in a blatant display of  both civil rights and machismo?

And lest this sounds like an anti-Right tirade, was Loughner leaning towards extreme ideas in either direction (Left or Right?) Tea-Party members and anti Tea Party members lined up to cast doubt on motives, speculate and, let's be brutally honest here, make their own capital out of it before any bodies were cold. Some anti-Palin sites have been as horribly extreme as some of her own extreme fanbase. Though this site kinda destroys ANY faith in humanity: http://viletweets.com/

We don't know.

But here's the thing. Sooner or later the subtext becomes the text. The argument used to be that violence or sexual imagry on television and games would innately corrupt you. I never bought into that thinking unless it ever became the sole over-powering output of any such media. There was an argument (which perhaps holds just a little more water) that extreme content desensitises us to the horrendous, though even that is open to debate.  Nowadays...it's not TV or games, it's real life. Or at least the blogosphere where everyone can be infamous for fifteen minutes. More inexcusably, it's also the news outlets who should know better.

Today in Britain it's perfectly possible to be arrested near Downing Street for wearing a t-shirt saying 'Fuck Blair' (though, point of fact, that's SO last decade!)  merely because it could incite public disorder and it's not much better in the US. However, bizarely you can go on (inter)national television or stage and use almost whatever inflammatory language you want under freedom of speech/the First Amendment (that, irony-alert,  Congresswoman Giffords read out at the Constitution time-waster show of patriotism earlier in the week) as long as you bracket it in metaphor . Who needs proof when you have an ISP and encouragement?

To take us full circle, it's possible to make a case that an individual acts alone and is solely responsible for their actions and isn't influenced by rhetoric or spin. If so then there's no need for election campaigns or any type of gun control and there's no absolutely need for representatves and public figures to make any call for more subtle language or for those compeltely co-incidental 'targets' to be removed from Palin's website. Yet, thy've already been removed, so clearly people think they might.

As was duly noted by a colleague: (New House Speaker) Boehner faced criticism last year for saying that Rep. Dreihaus (D-Ohio) 'may be a dead man' for voting for the health-care bill.


'These comments made by Republican leaders can serve as... an excuse or perhaps permission for people who may be unbalanced,' Dreihaus said in March 2010. 'It doesn't really matter the way you meant it, nor the way I accept it. It's how the least sane person in my district accepts it.'"

You can't always cater for the least sane person, but you don't need to effectively send them recruitement forms, either.  If the last sane person isn't saying 'enough is enough', could they at least, please,  turn the TV off?

So, that was the year that was, so it was. As I start typing this it's still technically 1st January 2011 here (1.1.11, rejoice binary fans!) in Iowa. I'm always wary of this day as it feels like a new volume when the old one never seems quite finished or perhaps not fully read, but I guess that's the nature of life.

2010 was an up and down year. I had a lot more - and varied - work to keep me busy, but I also had to spend far too much time chasing monies owed to me and reminding people that 'the cheque is in the post' is the second oldest promise in the world and was getting even older by the nature of month-on-month repetition. Having said that, some of the jobs were interesting and educational and with all £ now finally received, it's a level playing field once more. Once again, I'm open to any design work if anyone wants to alk about projects/rates etc...

Travel-wise I got to spend some quality time with my lovely Jilly and I intend to start spending even more time here in the future (after all, they already have a Civil War hero already named after me). I also managed a break in Paris with the ladies of Highlander WorldWide and the likes of the ever-brilliant David Abramowitz, Peter Wingfield, Lizzie Gracen, Jim Byrnes and Adrian Paul.  It was mostly a con-coverage jaunt, but I also managed to squeeze in some evening sight-seeing in the almost tropical climate, got prezzies for the parentals (and Jilly) and also found myself a dab hand at entertaining kids by default. Much thanks needs to go to Carmel, Victoria and Annie who have been responsible for some of my most marvellous international opportunities over the last decade. Though it's often a reciprocal arrangement with both sides doing well ( I hope), I've never forgotten the immense generosity I've gotten in return for my work and it bears putting that down in print/type/pixels etc and repeating how much I value them.

P365 (the photograph-a-day assignment at http://www.p365.org/), was huge fun to be part of. It began as a vague idea and one I wondered if any of us would actually complete, but thanks to the tech efforts of Simon and Steve and the support of other members, it feels really good to have had the discipline to get through it all. If only I had the same discipline for chocolate. (Another thing, I need to diet a bit more successfully in 2011).

I nearly got arrested in Roundhay Park for being in a possession of an offensive camera - actually merely escorted from the premises by a phallanx of bouncer-types - and then subsequently got a very humble apology and a meerkat experience from Leeds City Council to make up or it. I think Charles Darwin has a theory which covers that.

Evolution-wise, I now have a perfectly adorable baby nephew, Zack, so the Mosby generation will continue thanks to Steve and Lynn. If the gene pool is strong, I fully expect he'll be getting tattoos and writing for money before kindergarten.  :)

No real resolutions or 2011 except to blog more, get more of my own novel done, get a bit more cash coming in on a predictable monthly basis, do something about my unreliable keyboard  (the 'e' is unreliable) and to worry less about the mornonic bleatings of Palin and Beck.

Until then, as it's now the 2nd January, I raise a glass or few to you all.

The HMS Vaguely Optimistic is underway...