MY BETTER HALF...

This woman is cleverer, funnier and stronger than I am. So she can certainly kick YOUR ass...

LEAST ACTION HERO...

So many deadlines and dinosaur incursions, so little time...

JOURNEYMAN...

Lay back and think of the air-miles I'm earning...

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Archive for December 2009

I t's been a busy week or so. I'd intended to enthrall you loyal readers (almost into double figures now, surely) with updates before, but last week was packed to the proverbial brim with things 'what needed doing'. As well as getting Impact to bed (sweet-talker that I am), I got the chance to see Avatar ahead of its world premiere...


The full review will appear in the next Impact, but now the embargo is done I can at least say that's it's an astonishing piece of cinema - one of those films where you can watch it and thoroughly enjoy certain aspects, acknowledging a thoroughly amazing acheievement as it happens, but not being oblivious to some things that maybe could have been done just a bit better (or differently).

The good points: the cinematography and use of CGI IS amazing. You know that landmark that they said would come where you honestly couldn't tell the difference between a 'real' human and a CGI creation - it's here. Cameron and his team have created not just a cast of characters and story, but a universe. It's almost impossible to think that the wider landscape of Pandora, depsite all it's fantasy trappings, isn't a real place. The characters inhabit this world and Pandora absolutely convinces.

The 3D elements are an interesting factor and it's a compliment to say the film would probably have worked just as well without any of them. These aren't the 3D gimmicks of the past - there's very few 'duck' moments - just a consistent sense of depth. Aguably, the 3D elements are more acceptable and less noticeable on Pandora where those fantasy elements allow us to make the creative leap a little more easily. Back on the 'real' military base, the viewer might find themselves lifted out of the moment by camerawork and focus that TELLS you where to look rather lets you decide for yourself. There's the odd moment in that steel environment where it's just unecessary. But otherwise, the Pandora 3D is like a good score - it enhances the esperience without you being aware of it.

The story is a hugely simplistic tale of good and evil (bad humans ravaging the land, good hippy natives fighting for their spiritual home). Cameron tends to push the ecological agenda down your throat and there isn't room for a lot of subtlety but that doesn't mean that aren't several huge emotional punches amid the devastation. But again, he visually excels himself in creating both sides and their way of fighting/living etc. The actors are good, but the characters somewhat limiting. Away from our central cast (Worthington, Weaver, Saldana etc), a lot of the supporting cast are archetypes - taking actions because the script demands it rather than naturally flowing. Don't look for a lot of depth in - say - Ribisi and Rodriguez and even bad guy Stephen Lang is fairly simplistic in execution.

Avatar is Dances with Wolves meets Pern meets Apocalypse Now... starting like a space epic, continuing like a fairy-tale and ending like a war story. It takes you about 20 minutes to get past annoying exposition and to establish the right tone, but once you're in, it envelops you nicely.

Review done, I finished packing and took the flights out to Iowa on Sunday. All in all they went well, despite only being able to take one checked piece of baggage. Got into Detroit early, but left it to head to Sioux Falls a little late. I arrived in SF at about 9:00pm, so not too bad, and was met by Jilly and Tasha. Temperatures were pretty bad, but survivable. There'd been snow, but no new falls to worry about yet. However I'm already using several layers whenever I go out - with the wind chill factor, it feels even colder than it is.

Having a decent time so far, but need to get on with the wrappings...

O h, there are some days that make you want to spit, scream and say inappropriate words at a very loud volume. Days when bureacracy, red tape and non-sensical stuff seems designed to slow you down and raise your temperature. Witness my dealings this week with Ebay and Opodo.


At a time when you'd presume that Ebay would be doing all it can to hold onto its members (if you'll pardon that expression), they seem to be instigating a series of rules and regulations designed to piss off a lot of its customers. A while back they put in place a rule that said while buyers could criticise sellers if they felt they hadn't got the service/goods required, that sellers would no longer have the same right. They said this was to avoid the tit-for-tat feuds that sometimes arose. Of course, that logic is a little like saying that a court should get rid of the prosecution because it was irritating to the defence. Idiotic. NOW, ebay have said that certain categories must only include items where the seller cannot charge any postage. Nil. Zip. Nada. Again, this is deemed 'fair'. The categories 'media/memorabilia etc fall under the new remit and so basically EVERYTHING I want to sell now would have to be posted for free. My only choices are to up the cost of the item to cover this or to not use ebay at all.  Given I need some profit but need to remain viable, it won't work. So, ta-ta ebay, don't let the fucking opportunistic door hit you on the way out. I'm done.

Yesterday I decided I'd better check if my two bag allowance for my upcoming flights was actually 20KG or 23KG per bag (this could be important, one needs to know how many socks to pack for -10 weather etc). I printed out my electronic ticket for my flights next week and noted that on one of the three-legs of my journey out to Sioux Falls (*probably* no problem on the way back), one of the planes only allowed one piece of baggage, rather than the 'two bag allowance' allowed on every other part - as per my normal travel). Now, normally, if flights are all on one booking/ticket the 'two' is honoured, especially as this is only a 1/6 of the journey, but I thought I'd better check this as well.

I phoned Opodo and was directed to KLM who directed me back to Opodo (You see where this is not/going, right?). At this moment people seem to think that I'll only be allowed to take ONE bag on the whole trip (for a month to the States?) UNLESS I pay what could be $50 extra  for that short final leg (possibly in both directions given NorthWest's internal changes).  Opodo don't seem to be in any hurry to sort out or clarify ('We need to check with KLM/NorthWest again and that office isn't open today and I won't be in tomorrow myself, could I maybe call you back Tuesday?'  Answer: 'NO. You can't. I want this sorted!'). But I probably won't know either way until later tomorrow.  I tend to think significant additional costs should be pointed out at the time of booking, how about you?

So basically, this last week I've lost a potential £50-£100 worth of ebaying potential and may be charged $50-$100 extra for existing flightage. Good job I'm hugely wealthy and there's not a recession, right?

In other news, my laptop's working okay.  Good job, really. Can you imagine how I'd be venting at PC World about now if it wasn't?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.