MY BETTER HALF...

This woman is cleverer, funnier and stronger than I am. So she can certainly kick YOUR ass...

LEAST ACTION HERO...

So many deadlines and dinosaur incursions, so little time...

JOURNEYMAN...

Lay back and think of the air-miles I'm earning...

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Archive for May 2006

Sunday 21st May. Sunday involved beachiness. Beachiness is always good when the sun shines to a decent level, but there's something about Sundays, lying there attempting to look vaguely unBritish and hoping to God that you at least gain some colour with the exposure to ultraviolet rays which is just... special. Or pathetic. However, lying on a beach-towel close to several hot young ladies and pretending not to take in the ample Europeaness of the scantically-clad women who have gone all al-fresco further up the beach is also good. There was also ritual burial, purchasing of said beach towel and swimming trunks/costume/unSpeedo-like garments. There was the search for a toilet and a rating system for the guys on the beach that completely lost me for a while, until it didn't.

The day came and went. Ice-creams were bought, dropped, bought again and eaten carefully. The car trip there and back was full of memorable lines (though I can't remember if the best came on the way or the way back, which kinda dilutes my point). However everyone recalled Shaleah's 'Peach Flavoured Cows' and my 'Jolly Good Think...' would come back to haunt both of us again and again. Particularly from Alex, but he's a Republican, so I could find ways to taunt him later. :) The evening was full of wine, good humour and water polo. Not being able to swim I had a much better time than one might expect and despite blatant cheating from Kit, un-vicar like pragmatism by Dawson and a vicious tearing of my forearm skin by Holly (she's an animal, I tell you and she was on my bloody side at the time!) all went exceedingly well and the day finished well into the next. I haven't partied that hard in a while. I may need another holiday just to recover.

Saturday 20th May. LATER: The train trip started well. Got to Waterloo around 6:15 after a short taxi-ride. Eurostar trains are similar to certain types of mainline UK trains - except they travel faster - so no great surprises and just a standard level of comfort. (Note: The famous Channel Tunnel is really only a tunnel like any other, albeit longer. Twenty minutes of darkness. I guess the fact that it’s only twenty minutes of darkness to travel from the UK to France is reasonably impressive).

That part went well. However on arriving at Gare du Nord in Paris (without about 1hr 20 minutes to make the trip to Montparnasse to make the Biarritz train) things started to get less so. I’d been told that the trip from GdN to Mont was a relatively easy 20-25 mins. That might be true if queues for tickets went at a reasonable pace and weren’t stymied by argumentative people blocking lines for 20 minutes. Finally got ticket and the train shuttled off and made good time. However Montparnasse is like a maze and - dragging a heavy bag and backpack along corridors, up and down stairs, along non-moving walkways etc - took a good 20 minutes in itself. The Biarritz train was set at the farthest end of the platform an so I literally made it with about 2 minutes to spare. Hot, sweaty and with my favourite sunglasses lost beneath the train’s wheels as I boarded. Settled in for train journey with Pims (French Jaffa cakes, YUM), Sprite, Michael Connelly’s The Black Ice the only Harry Bosch book I hadn’t read to date) and with texts from Kerry that she and her cousin Ellen were making good time to meet me at Biarritz around 5:25pm. Seat was nice if not angled for a very good view of the countryside outside but stereotypically beautiful French girl to look at (50% gawky 50% model - think Beatrice Dalle’s younger sister)… the trip was on course again.

Picked up by Ellen and Kerry and we first visited the townhouse/villa the ‘older folks’ were renting and got better directions to the chateau (where we were staying) ‘Turn right at the paintball sign, follow the road and then turn into a barely visible gate that leads to the driveway out of Jurassic Park…’. After several roundabout detours and cries of ‘I meant the OTHER right!’, we made it to the chateau around 7:00pm-ish. The sun didn’t set for a while and further introductions were made.

Apparently several people were on my train, but because we’d never met and despite efforts beforehand, we weren’t able to co-ordinate meeting up en route, hence there’s a good chance that in true ‘Lost’ style, we briefly crossed paths without realising it before being formally introduced. Several people will arrive later, but the main cast assembled by early evening: Kit, Ariel, Laura, Holly, their friends Alex (the best man), Shaleah and Laura (bridesmaids), Tina (Kit's sister), Steve (Tina‘s husband), Michael (Ariel’s dad), Charles (Ariel’s brother), Sarah (Ariel's nine-going-on-thirty year old sister) and us. Dawson - the friend who will marry Kit and Ariel - will arrive in a few days for a whirlwind visit and another friend Eric soon after. Pix to follow.

This was supposed to be a chapter-by-chapter series of blogs on the trip to Biarritz for Kit and Ariel’s wedding. But limited Net access before and during the trip means that it’s getting posted later than planned. Some was written at the time. Some later. C’est la vie.

Saturday 20th May. London. EARLY:
Well, I'm currently in London and later this morning - actually in a short while (at a ridiculously early hour) I'll be heading to Waterloo for my Chunnel trip to Paris and then on to Biarritz. I'm there for the wedding of two friends Kit and Ariel. I met them in LA while I was going out with Kerry four years ago and we've stayed in touch. Kit and Ariel (and Kerry) stayed in Leeds during the Bradford Film Festival in 2004 and Kerry and I were both invited to their wedding in Biarritz this coming Tuesday (23rd).

Because Jill tells me I should be posting more fun stuff here and because Kerry's started her own Euro-travel blog, I figured I should too. So, to begin with, here's a snap of London as night fell with a wet thud on Friday 19th. Notice I went all aristic for the photo and shot the pavement... If there's net access at the chateau, then there'll be more blogs later...