It's 01:22 Christmas Day.
Everyone with a life is off decking the halls with holly, or if remotely sane, asleep or drunk (maybe a bit of both).
Guess it's just me, the guy in the red suit and the reindeer up (and at least Santa and Rudolf are busy).
Tra la la....bored now.
Hey-what's this on your MySpace thing that says you don't smoke or drink? I've seen you do both well. Especially the latter. Foof, you're full of foof.
You've seen me drink, Anon (and I have photos of you doing the same, which I'm tempted to post here). But I don't recall smoking. Had about ten cigarettes in my life and never in front of you?
Anyway, call or e me, doof, we should talk.