MY BETTER HALF...

This woman is cleverer, funnier and stronger than I am. So she can certainly kick YOUR ass...

LEAST ACTION HERO...

So many deadlines and dinosaur incursions, so little time...

JOURNEYMAN...

Lay back and think of the air-miles I'm earning...

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Archive for July 2007

My grandfather, Gordon 'Roy' Shearing, died today. It's weird to type those words, even when you know they're coming. He was my last surviving grandparent and at the age of 87, with rapidly failing health, it was expected - though I remember the words Joss Whedon used in one of the finest hours on television on the subject, that death is ALWAYS sudden too.


He lived a life less ordinary, living in places as different as Leeds, The Bahamas and Southamption, before spending most of of the latter half of his life in Coventry. His son - my mum's brother, David Shearing - was a respected leader writer for several UK papers and certainly one of the reasons I segued into that business myself.

He was a complex person, but he was also a character - as delightful, benevolent and flawed as anyone you'd care to meet. And it's hard for me to imagine no longer picking up the phone to one of his frequent phone calls, though I think he'll already be wondering if he can get call-coverage up there.

Sleep well, you've earned it.

Within forty-eight hours of getting back from America, I was headlong into my brother's wedding. Headlong is an apt description as though I'd spent much of that forty-eight hours trying to adjust my body-clock, I was still feeling a bit off balance - and that was before any of the alcohol.

Though the temperatures back in 'Blighty' were nowhere near those of the US, the day remained sunny and warm. I always enjoy a good excuse to get washed and bushed up and though I've yet to see any of the official photos taken on the day, the few images of me that I've seen don't seem to have broken any camera lenses thus far. It's been years since I'd seen several of Steve's friends and there were plenty of people I'd never met before. But the wedding, in the early afternoon, went off without a hitch, or rather just the intended one. Steve and Lynn looked deliriously happy - and that was before any of the alcohol.

The reception saw all the guests sat at themed tables, all labelled after fiction genres (with Steve now being a successful authour in his own right, it was an inspired idea. There were crime dramas, romance, thrillers... and it was probably somewhat apt that - if memory serves me right - the table to my left was sci-fi and to the right was erotica. Naturally... I was at the fantasy table (Is that good? Who is trying to tell me something and what are they trying to tell me?). My fellow fantasists were: Ruth, Cassie and Mark and Robert and we quickly compared notes...

The reception went on until late afternoon, with embarssing photos of Steve growing up and a great speech from the best man... who was, of course, a woman. The reception gave way to general socialising and while my parentals left early evening, I decided to tempt face and enjoy the dance/disco. I'm not much of a dancer... I have two left everything... but in the end I managed to look like I wasn't TOTALLY useless... and that was before any of the alcohol.
Thankfully Steve, Lynn, Ruth et al were on the dance-floor too and by that time no-one cared if we were Strictly Come dancers or not.I'd planned to go home around midnight, but needed to unwind more and shake off some of the cobwebs of the trip. After the disco packed up at around 1:00, those who were left standing collapsed into the bar where we set the world to rights until around 4:00am... at which point I accepted the kind offer of a spare pillow and some blankets and got my head down for what was left of the night... Come the morning and there were many sore heads...and, yes, it can't be denied: that was after all of the alcohol.

Yes, the final leg of the trip was New York, a place I'd always wanted to visit but never had the opportunity to before. Thanks to a very good price on an arrive-LAX & depart-JFK flight and the fact that my HLWW associate Camille (and her husband Steve) had graciously offered to let me stay with them in New Jersey, the opportunity was now here - even though it was a small window of opportunity.

I arrived at La Guardia later than originally planned on Monday afternoon and was scheduled to fly out back to the UK on the Wednesday evening. I caught a bus/shuttle from the airport to Grand Central Station (remember Terry Gilliam's Fisher King commuter-dancers?). Making contact with Camille and Steve, they arranged to pick me up just south of Times Square, so suitcase in hand - and arm almost out of socket - I trundled along doing the first part of my sight-seeing. With luggage deposited in boot/trunk, we headed to Little Italy and delicious food (ravioli with the piping hot sauce actually proving NOT to blow my ears out in hysterical cartoon fashion and proving VERY tasty!)

The following day Steve dropped me in Manhattan around 9:00 as he headed off for business appointments and we arranged to meet again around 5:00pm or so. So I made the most of the day and started off at the Empire State Building. After standing in line for about an hour I made it to the top and the legendary spectacular views of the city. I bought Big Apple souvenirs there and smiled at the irony that I couldn't get a cell-phone signal. Then I headed down broadway and back up, taking in SoHo, The Village, Ground Zero, Union Station and many shops.

I was tempted to also visit the Statue of Liberty, but the queues just to get to the Statten Island Ferry looked to be several hours wait and so that was pencilled in for another time.

My heatwave powers were still operating at full-force and it was interesting to see how different a sunny New York looked from the shades of grey I'd expected from watching far too many Law & Order spin-offs. It was a relatively clean city, fast-paced but pretty friendly. I felt safe and welcomed and would recommend a visit to anyone.

I met up with Steve and a couple of his friends around 6:00 and then we both headed back to New Jersey for another meal out with Camille and her brother too. It was great to be treated to their fantastic Italian-style hospitality and it was just a shame I didn't have longer. The following morning (with temperatures up from mid 80s to mid 90s!) Steve dropped me at the local station and I headed back into Manhattan. Annoyingly the suitcase wheel (which admittedly had weathered a lot) developed a wobble and so I probably pulled a few more muscles in my arm as I went to meet the shuttle to the airport. However I made it intact, checked in with relative ease and gladly settled back to wait for the boarding call. I collapsed into my seat on the plane and drifted off for a few minutes of the six hour flight...and before I knew it was back in the UK.

Peh.

After the Rockies there were still plenty of treats, a professional massage as a birthday treat - everyone should have those regularly: verrrrrry relaaaaaaxing - food with Holly's friends and then back to Kit and Ariel's so that I could be close to the airport for an early start to my next port of call. I took off from Denver at about 7:30am and flying thru Dallas Fort Worth up and across to Columbus (which meant changing my watch twice in two, er, three hours). But oh me-o, oh-my-o, Columbus Ohio was warm (even at night, see apic above). Heatwave: 80 degress +. I'm obviously a lightning rod for... well, lack of lightning.

This was the professional end of my trip, as a guest at the MarCon event. Fellow guests included Kevin Sorbo (Hercules/Andromeda), acclaimed author Timothy Zahn, actor/writer/bodyguard/record-breaker Rick Faraci. Taking place at the Hyatt, a big sprawling hotel in which you could easily lose yourself, it was a convergence of all sorts of con-goers. The kind of con where costumed attendees mix with less voluminous people of all ages. I was down for events/panels on the Friday and Saturday, so most of my Sunday would be free. Jenni Bohn was my point of contact and she made sure I wasn't TOO near the designated 'party floor' - which was probably a good thing as when I put my head out of the elevator on the Saturday night, the 5th floor looked like the cantina from Star Wars! I was sharing a room with John Bierly, good friend and fellow Impact scribe and thankfully neither of us snored too much.

I got on like a house (or at least a small apartment complex) on fire with Rick Faraci and his wife who instructed me on the finer points of just avoiding potential alcohol posioning and professioanl shopping respectively. I'll never be able to look at a drink called a 'Burt Reynolds' again. Thankfully, with con-duties to perform early each day we didn't get too bad and only painted the town a faint shade of mauve, rather than red. But it was good fun. Kevin Sorbo was also a gentleman and was happy to contribute a specially posed photo for an upcoming PEACE Fund initiative (see photo, below right), the exclusively autographed version of which will be auctioned soon.

The panels were entertaining (I hope): I took part in one discussing how to get published/write (my advice: don't - it's not a good way to earn serious money and I don't need the competition), the state of comics today (how powerful and influential a medium they are becoming) and a discussion on the 'Lost' series (my only flaw: I hadn't seen the series finale yet!).

Lots of people came up after panels and said Hi and it was good to get the perspective of guests and con-goers alike (Big 'Hi' to Brittney - with two Ts - and her mum, sorry I didn't catch up with you later!).

It was hot outside, but nicely air-conditioned inside. The only problems were lack of time to promote/sell Verbatims etc and the lift/elevators which kept breaking down (luckily I had to run DOWN ten floors, not up them!) Big thanks to Jenni and the team and all concerned for inviting me. After Columbus, it was on to my final leg - a whistle-stop trip to New York and New Jersey..!

Leg two of my trip took me to Denver. Heatwave: 80 degrees. My friend Kit (whose wedding I attended in Biarritz last year) was getting ready to graduate from law school. As I'd promised/threatened to visit them - and Kit's cousin Holly - on my next viable trip, it seemed that this was the best opportunity and though it was mainly a family gathering, I was made to feel welcome (and, after all, I had met most of the family last year!). Holly and I were drafted in to help set up the picnic in the park and by the time everyone arrived we'd comandeered some more helpful hands and the afternoon went well. Where else in the world can you get lawyers, hot-dogs and blow-up monkeys? (On second thoughts, don't answer that question). Given the weather, it was my idea to grab some water-pistols to entertain the kids. As usually happens, it was the adults that had the most fun with those!

Kit and Ariel headed off to Vegas for a few days celebration, so Holly had arranged to show me the sights, sounds, smells and skyline of Denver. She did a great job. Downtown Denver reminds me of Manchester could be like if it was clean, tidy, more welcoming and hotter. The restaurants are full or great aromas and friendly service. Come Monday and it was off to the Rocky Mountains - about an hour's drive. Holly had told me we'd be going camping, but while tents would have been an experience, I was happy to know we'd have the use of a Nash camping van. The camping ground, near Red Feather Lake was just... amazing. The landscape was breath-taking and the wildlife were out in force. ( "Ooooh, look a bear!" - "That's a chipmunk, John..." - "It's a bloody large chipmunk!" ).

At night we lit a campfire and I pretended to be a hunter / gatherer with all the mustering that a writer / ditherer could muster. Living in a city, you tend to forget how quiet the rural areas are and this was a welcome break from the traffic, smog and rat-race. It was wonderful to listen to the silence that you just don't get with the ambient noise of a city. Later, with 'Somewhere over the Rainbow...' playing quietly on the music system, the moon rising through the sky and a only-slight chill to the higher altitude weather, it was a perfect ending to a perfect day.

There's been a ton of things I should have been blogging about in the last few months. My trip to the States, Steve's wedding and a whole raft of things I could be typing. So let's start with the US trip. Partly for business, partly for pleasure I spent nearly a whole calendar month in America in May. Firstly there were almost two weeks in Los Angeles where I stayed with Kerry and divided my time between work and just having a relaxing post-birthday breather and experimenting with my new camera (Canon Rebel Xti).

Unlike previous years when I might as well have brought Morgan Freeman with me to help build an ark, I want it down on record that this time I brought sunshine and heatwaves with me. Arriving in LA it was nearly hitting 90 degrees and I don't think it dipped below around 78 the whole time I was there.

Kerry and I took in Mommy, Mommy: The Musical Musical as recommended to us by David Fury at 24, whose wife had produced it. Even as someone who never wants kids, I found it utterly brilliant. Funny, melancholy and very informed, this was the debut run of the musical and one can only hope it gets seen by a wider audience. Socially, as well as the ever-reliable, ever-busy Kerry (and her two new too-cute-for-manly-words kittens that we named Willow and Wesley aka Trouble & Strife), I hung out with the likes of the talented Gillian Horvath, proud new mom Darla, the vivacious Shaleah and I even got to beat the living cosmos out of sci-fi author Larry Niven at 'jenga' at a party held by the equally legendary Marv Wolfman. I was truly cruising the superinformation geekway.

Once again there was time to catch up with Mark Ryan (Yorkshire born actor, master of swords, ex-Merry Man, all-round nice guy and the voice of the heroic Bumblebee in the new Transformers movie) at our favourite local LA/British pub and set the world to rights (Shaleah and I agreed that The Princess Bride was one of the 'best movies eva' and that anyone who disagreed didn't know what they were talking about. Wisely no-one disagreed). Interviews and meetings went well. There were chats with David Fury, Tim Minear, David Abramowitz, Alexander Nevsky and a chance to hang out with Adrian Paul as we sorted some future acutions items for the PEACE Fund.

Two weeks into the holiday and there were still two to go...

It's been ages. I know. I don't write. I don't call. There'll be more along shortly. Promise.