In a strange new viral marketing campaign revelation, it appears that a major new motion picture has been revealed as merely a cleverly constructed marketing stunt for the birthday of Kerry Glover.

Born just over twenty-nine years ago, the story of this valiant script co-ordinator, script supervisor, personal assistant, kind hostess, international diplomat, organiser, Whedonverse-fan, cat-owner, friend to the stars, writer of scripts, Boromir-acolyte, globe-trotter, vicar-and-tart party creator and WGA picketer-of-the-week was an obvious shoe-in for the Oscars, if only they were likely to take place.

Let mere mortals tremble at her awesome organising/organizing power...