MY BETTER HALF...

This woman is cleverer, funnier and stronger than I am. So she can certainly kick YOUR ass...

LEAST ACTION HERO...

So many deadlines and dinosaur incursions, so little time...

JOURNEYMAN...

Lay back and think of the air-miles I'm earning...

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Archive for 2008

Apologies for the lack of updates. My laptop is hunky-dory but I can't hook it up to Jill's main signal, so it requires a fair amount of to'ing and fro'ing between the two computers with files etc.

As promised I'm adding some photos from my stay to the page. I've taken (as always) a fair amount of photos - there have been some lovely sunsets across the snowy hills and streets - and I've got at least one of the two main articles I have to do out of the way, so most of the neccesities are done.

The weather here hasn't been too bad. But the odd day has been so cold that even the Iowa locals have been thinking it's a tad bracing! The temperature drops dramatically after sunset, but apart from the odd flake in the breeze, it's generally been cold but comfortable. However there's more snow forecast over the new year so we'll see how that goes. I don't think there's much planned, but it's all very low-key, which is just fine with me. After the chaos at this time last year and an unusually stressful year, it's nice to step off the conveyor belt and not have the deadline of Damoclese hanging over my every move.

Chilling-out (see what I did there?) time has included finishing off Halo 2 on the X-Box which I started last time was here and rememebred about only a week or so before I came back and helping with the general chores which Jill just hasn't had time for with her schedule. In fact, I'm something of a Domestic God - go figure.

Needless to say, Jill's pets are keeping me on my toes while she's working up at Dollar General(she had more time planned off, but has been forced to cover some evenings at short notice when people failed to show up). Big Gay Winston - the bulldog (okay he's not gay, but the pale blue winter t-shirt he's prone to wear just gives him that air) - has all the attitude, Katie ( a collie-ish breed) is pretty sedate and the cats just want you to worship them. My holiday is Noah's Ark meets Fargo - in a good way.


Still a good few minutes before it's technically Christmas morning here in Iowa. But a quick Yueltide Newsflash to say that Tad, the brother of Jill - the friend I'm staying with here - has weaved his magic and apparently cured my laptop. Huzzah! So will probably be able to be back online properly in next 48hrs.

Christmas present round-up so far includes: Dr Horrible's Singalongblog, Play-Doh, Chocolate Orange, sweat-shirt, afleece, US Writers' Guide, cash towards this break from parentals, poker chips and food.

Spent Christmas Eve shopping locally, helping clean Jill's house (not easy with four cats, two dogs etc)and then visting Jill's dad with the rest of her family.

As the clock says about 11:55 here, I bid you all a good night...

I'm now safely in Iowa. The stay at Yotel, Heathrow on Sunday night was fine, though for some explicable reason I noticed on Monday morning that my blackberry was set an hour laster than it should be, so I was up at 4:45am, not nearly 6:00 as planned. However, I'd given myself plenty of time anyway, so it was an mild annoyance more than anything else.

The queues at Terminal 4's Northwst desk would quite easily have rivalled some of those for Disney theme park rides and I was in line for a good ninety minutes and was even queueing to get in the queue at one point. We took off over an hour late, but made up the time in the air. It wasn't a great seat, but I did get a window and the people at the desk were friendlier than expected given the stress levels.

I attempted to use my laptop when we arrived in Minneapolis, but the whole laptop appears dead, even when I use either a cable or the normal battery. NO idea why it's done this and very annoying as it was working fine at Yotel and there's a Peter Wingfield transcript and audio file on there that I don't have anywhere else - I didn't ahve the chance to abck them up last week. Can only hope the laptop is back in action before print deadline. I also put $5 in a internet-booth in MSP airport and it ate it without giving me my allotted time. Was glas to finally get on the plane to Sioux Falls, though that was an hour late too.

Arrived into Sioux Falls, South Dakota in the middle of a snow-storm and was met by Jill, her sister Mart and friend Natasha and with a quick pit-stop for food it took about an hour or so to get back into Iowa and home. By this tiem Jill's pets had run slightly amok, so there's tidying to be done today.

Despite warnings, it's not incredibly cold, just chilly as long as I wrap up warm. Doesn't look as if it'll snow again before Christmas, but the white stuff is already deep and crisp and even. But, I recommend you avoid the yellow snow.

Despite a couple of nose bleeds (these are quite normal for me after I've flown - it's the colder, drier air, I think) all is fine.

More pix to follow. But Yule Tide (B)log updates will be limited unless the laptop pops back to life (fingers cross), but hope to blog again before the end of the week.

You know when you discover something and it's just...yours? It's like that television show that only you are watching. (Well, of course, it's not JUST you - it's a you and a few million others and probably quite a few million more on that if you count those who use Sky+ and TiVo, which the US industry doesn't and that's not fair is it?) - but, gosh darnit, it FEELS like you've found something before everyone else, regardless. For me, it's a little like that with the song Hallelujah. Sure, it's been around for years and it's been recorded by something like fifty people, probably on the edge of my radar forever and even used in a Shrek movie for heaven's sake... but hearing it used years ago in a particular stunning West Wing episode... I HEARD it. It resonated. It was immediately the kind of song you want to keep to just yourself for those moments when you need inspiration yet also immediately play to anyone and everyone who'll listen. Like all truly great songs it finds a way to punctuate your life like a particularly scathing comma.

She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew a Hallelujah

While tying people to kitchen chairs is still morally dubious unless between consenting adults, the complete music and the lyrics just WORK. It's a song which has different versions, different lyrics and interpreted in many different ways. For me it's all quite simple. It's all about the power of love to both warm and burn, to empower and destroy. When sung 'right' it's the singer telling you that it once let him soar in almost holy, sacred way (count the biblical references) and then left him stripped of everything ('and love is not a victory march, it's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah..').

Bob Dylan's version gave it a happy ending ( 'And even though it all went wrong, I'll stand before the Lord of Song.. with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah.') However its original writer, Leonard Cohen returned to the extensive version he penned and gave it a more mournful send-off and that's what gives it's more true emotional power:

Maybe there's a God Above
But all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you

Cynical, yes... but wonderfully telling. The Guardian's Laura Barton makes similar comments in Friday's edition of the UK paper (and does so more effectively in around 700 words than the Daily Mail manages in a garish double-page spread).

And why the Hallelujah topicality? It's not just the festive season. The interesting thing is that come next week the top THREE places of British music charts might all be occupied by that very song . There's little doubt that Hallelujah will be take the top spot. The question is: whose version? The X-Factor's latest winner Alexandra was the top favourite (being hyped as all of the show's winners are wont to be) but the late Jeff Buckley version has also been hurriedly re-released and the partly-bankrupted original Leonard Cohen may also have a version in the running. The top three places of the chart held by the same song? I'd kinda like that.

Years ago, my first real girlfriend loved Cohen's work but she never managed to persuade me to listen to any of his albums. Three decades on... C J Cregg, Jed Bartlett and - I suppose - even bloody Simon Cowell all contributed to my eventual conversion.

So, as this is the last of my blogs pre-departure on festive hols, here's a little hallelujah to life... may it always be a series of secret chords, minor falls and major lifts.

Happy Christmas, all...


Four days before I leave for Iowa (today -14 degrees!) I think I have the vaguest sniffle of a cold. No, don't worry, I'm well aware of the classic irony.

However plans are going to... plan. The main bag is almost all packed and though I'll go through it again on Saturday just to be anal-retentive completely sure, all the very essentials are accounted for and ready to roll. Just toiletries and some camera tech to go in there, nice and safely. I pack like a girl (which is good) but without the shoe factor.

The interview with Tim Minear went well. We discussed the upcoming Eliza Dushku (pictured) vehicle Dollhouse, Drive, The Inside and Firefly amongst others... as well as the emerging new market for drama (straight-to-DVD specials, the Net etc). I'm thinking some of those latter quotes may be saved for a separate new tech feature in the new year. After all, if a writers' strike and a possible actors' strike are concerned with new media, then so should we all be. Still to come this week are a chat with veteran movie poster designer Bill Garland and, if schedules permit, Leverage's Gina Bellman - both for Impact. In the middle of that I have to do the very last bits of Christmas shopping and attend the Impact Christmas party otherwise known as Daniel Day Lewis': There Will Be Food. I never turn down the annual opportunity for my publisher to spend money.

Just a little more writing to do before bed and the sleep of the just. In the meantime I'm listening to the news saying a rapist has got two life sentences and will serve at least... twelve years. Unless the guilty man is over seventy, I think I've just spotted where our legal system is going wrong.

So, all being well (and me being well) at this point in a week's time I should be safely ensconsed in Iowa for the Christmas holidays or at least have touched down in Sioux Falls, complete with baggage. One look at www.wunderground.com (the weather site as endorsed by Moz) shows that there's a good chance it will be cold. Very cold. Warmth: nil point. Possibly double figures below and fallling. I'm imagining icicles hanging off my nose. Not an attractive image. Yes, I've packed thermals, thanks for asking...

Despite the world not feeling as festive as it should, I decided I should enter into the spirit of the holidays and spruce (ha!) up the blog. After some html twiddling and image-correcting, the blog has a decidely wintery look - for those of you with wider screens there's even a Christmas tree. Notice the lack of presents under it so far. I'm just saying.

While I intend to blog through the Christmas break if possible, there is a middling chance that my Net connection may not be ideal and therefore if there's a lack of Mozblogs after next Sunday, that's more likely the reason than me being up to my neck in a snow drift. Though, that's always possible.

Yesterday (Sunday) I caught up with Peter Wingfield (Highlander / 24) who I haven't spoken to since earlier this year. He's keeping busy in LA and beyond and there'll likely be a feature on him in the Impact out in late January, just in time to co-incide with the return of 24 to screens. Tomorrow (Tues), I should be chatting with Tim Minear (of Buffy, Angel and *sob* Firefly fame) about his latest project along side Joss Whedon, Dollhouse. Both Peter and Tim (and the people around them) are excellent people. Still chasing some of the Leverage cast and putting together several Impact features before I head off. Hopefully this week I can get a fair amount done without giving myself a headache. I've had a couple over the last few days, but thankfully not the explodey kind.

Still packing, but remarkably ahead on points and weight-rationing. Okay....I think I'll go watch the Wolverine trailer again, or maybe some West Wing episodes before a well-earned sleep and back into the thick of it tomorrow.

Ho Ho Ho. Or something.

After a long time resisting, I actually have a Facebook account (blame David Fury) and though I've got quite a few old, new and very interesting friends on my list there and have rediscovered a fair amount of people I'd lost contact with, I also get a lot of the well-intentioned but rather more useless 'application' invites which ask you to ultimately sign up to a lot more you aren't interested in. Truthfully, I can indulge in cyber-snowball fights and virtual hugging and return such with vigour and... hey, I'm willing to hang my Christmas stocking in certain profiles with a mighty Ho Ho Ho...but application-wise I have no use for ''lil green patches' or 'If you you were a rare fresh-water pebble, what colour would you be?' I'll leave that for the inevitable and over-priced psychiatric sessions I'll have somewhere down the line.

However, I will occasionally do quizzes that I think I stand some chance of doing okay with and today I even crumbled and did a 'Which 80s movie defines you?' questionnaire which I noticed some sane friends had also indulged in. How bad could it be? I suspected the application to end up comparing me to some obscure John Hughes movie and not even a good one like The Breakfast Club. The result?

The Princess Bride.

Okay, I'm impressed. I'm not sure why questions about whether I'd ever been in a fight or ever taken drugs led to this selection, but it IS, almosy undeniably, one of my favourite films of all time and I could watch it again and again. And have. If you have never seen it, this is one that you NEED to see. The alternative is... inconceivable. It's got true love, truly impressive sword-fights, pirates, giants, princesses and a wit sharper than a blade. But it's no ho-hum fairytale for kids. The guy officiating the last wedding I went to used a direct quote from the film to kick off the service! You have to love it. It's the law.

Now, this doesn't mean that I'm giving Facebook quizzes and applications a free pass (The 80s movie quiz now wants to tell me who my 'Hollywood twin' is and who I... was in a past life - neither of which I care to find out) but it does mean that the Internet does know me better than some people I know in real life. Which is in equal amounts both scary and reassuring... especially as it also knows my credit-card info.

I think I'd be a blue pebble.

Well, I was back at actual 'work' for the first time yesterday and it didn't prove too much of a strain. Being able to work form home has meant that my Impact duties at the office were merely looking over what had been done and making small corrections/changes as needed. Even managed to sort out the budget. Neal and the team have done a good job with #205. It'll look great. Please buy! :)

In other news, I tried to describe my life-saving Jaffa Cakes to Jill and failed miserably until she looked them up online. I've now found that Jaffa Cakes actually have a Facebook site. How sad. I joined it. How even sadder.

A huge amount of packing has been done, helped by the fact I'm being frugal about what I take to Iowa as Jill says there's plenty of baggy sweatshirts she's got that will fit all sizes and keep me warm. That means though I'll have several jumpers and thick clothing, I don't have to weigh myself down with them or squueze a ton into the case. I've also sent a few things on ahead, so I'm being pretty organised so far. The gameplan is to have the bag packed by around this Sunday and then in the following week, just add or sort as needed.

Some last minute Christmas shopping still to do, but that's largely sorted too. Sometimes I amaze even myself. Which is difficult. Go, me!

Congrats to Kerry and everyone at Leverage for getting 'boffo' numbers on the series premiere of the caper show on the US's TNT channel. Fingers crossed for ongoing success. If you're in the US you should watch it every Tuesday and if you're not then I'm nor remotely sugegsting you should find any iffy way to downlaod it as soon as possible. No, sir.
Hopefully some interviews sorted out for the next week before I go. SHOULD keep me out of trouble.

I went to my doctor on Friday for a check-up and he's given me the all-clear to fly off in two weeks' time. As he pointed out, I'm at that annoying stage of recovery where I'm largely all repaired but at the edge of still needing to be a bit careful/ being too careful. He's basically said that it can take weeks and months to actually FEEL 100% again and to simply act appropriately to how I feel. I'm still sleeping more than I did and sometimes grabbing an hour's sleep in the evening. However I should be fine to engage in all things Christmassy, though I may avoid significant hangovers and headaches.

So, in the last week just kepy fairly local (went down to Kirkstall Abbey to take photos by the river there (see above) and my plan is to pop back into Impact - possibly on Tuesday - to have a look over the current issue that goes off to printers on Friday and also discuss budget issues *sigh*. There are some good interviews surrounding the new show Leverage (on TNT in the US on Sunday and Tuesday nights this week) in #205 - particularly Dean Devlin and Mark Sheppard and hopefully with more to come. Catch the show if you can.

Also, I recently e-mailed Heathrow's Yotel to say I'd been disappointed to have a room next to a literal jack-hammer last time I stayed (see the blogs from the end of May) and if I was going to use them again, I'd need some assurances of a good night's sleep. I was pleasantly surprised to be offered a free stay there, so looks like my accomodation for 21st Dec is sorted before I fly out. See, complaining DOES get decent results.

So, while nothing startingly new to report, it feels like things are a little more back on track. Even started to pack... :)

Well, peh. Today was going to be my first proper day out doing stuff after November's brainfart and I was all set to go to London to do some press stuff with Samuel L Jackson and Frank Miller for The Spirit movie. You know... typical Thursday etc etc.

I would normally knaw off my left arm (not the right, I need it to write), mortgage my sister (if I had one) or eat brussel sprouts (if I really had to) to do more press with the mighty SLJ... however in this case, it wouldn't help. Considerable amount of white stuff has fallen from the sky and that has meant that the roads are nose-to-tail, slow-moving traffic... so despite the trains running reasonably to time (allegedly - later reports disagree) and having left a not unreasonable amount of time to get to the station (well, you'd think)... there was still no way I could even get a hundred yards from my house except on foot. And Leeds Station is over five miles away. As so eloquently said previously: Peh.

Had another argument with PC World who said they would be more than happy to reinstate my laptop insurance as long as I paid last month's despite the fact that they accidentlaly cancelled it themselves. I pointed out that I wasn't prepared to pay retroactively for insurance given the fact I hadn't stopped it and neither had my bank and if anything HAD gone wrong in that time they probably wouldn't have accepted a claim. I was subsequently treated like an idiot by the tele-sales person who claimed I should check my bank balance every single day like he did to stop such problems. Eventually got to speak to his more intelligent and reasonable manager and all sorted to my satisfaction within a few minutes. Still, all being said... never buy a computer from these guys, it's just not worth the hassle.

I'm turning into a miserable sod, aren't I? I promise more upcoming blogs will be sunny, cheerful, positively bird-charmingly in their Snow Whiteiness.

Maybe.




For the last week I've been having problems with my laptop. No, no... this isn't another PC World rant. But it did seem I picked up a computer virus that randomly redirected all Yahoo and Google searches to sites I'd never heard of or particularly want to. I sort advice at the http://www.computing.net/ forum they talked me through some step-by-step ways to find out exactly what was causing it and towards some downloadable solutions. It felt like jumping through hoops and sometimes frustratingly not being able to find the hoops to jump through, but after the posting of several 'logs' and at a point where I couldn't follow the instructions precisely any more, my laptop seems to be abck to normal - so one of the virus killers I got from them is doing its job again - albeit not the originally installed McAfee one which I paid about £40 for , which missed the virus to begin with, couldn't stop it when it surfaced and then stopped updating at all.

As for my own health - I largely feel much better and aboyt 805 of my original self. I still ache a bit and my sleep patterns are way off (over nine hours last night but couldn't get to sleep until about 3:30am!

But the last week was productive. More chattage with David Fury about all things 24 (for #205 of Impact out just before the new year), Dean Devlin on all things Leverage and a few things Stargate (also for #205) and Mark Sheppard on lots of things ranging from Leverage to Burn Notice and beyond (the first part of the interview is in Impact #204, on sale now, the latter in #205). In short, I may be still be recovering a bit, but there's stuff to get done.

Also got the photography bug back, thanks to Facebookin' Nicola Baker pointing out that for someone who takes a lot of photos, I don't exactly have many albums and pix up on the web. Some 'theregoestheday: photography' pages are prepped and will be up shortly!

Hope to get more done this coming week and may even be back into the Impact offices sometime next week if the aches continue to fade away. Also need to start packing for Christmas! No MORE rest for the wicked, it seems.

Still sleeping more than usual and grabbing forty winks as and when I can (I think there may have been fifty WINKS today, but the exchange rate fluctuates a bit). The legs feel a lot better and only the general fatigue and neck-ache makes me feel yucky. So, all things considered, doing remarkably well. Go, me.

Except. PC World. Yes, true believer, the company only mildly less annoying than a haemorrhage are back to their normal level of ineptitude. When I got this new laptop I took out their extended warranty for which I pay the pricely sum of £7.99 a month. Only today I got a letter saying I wasn't covered because payment had been refused by my bank. I called the bank and they confirmed that a payment had been disallowed, but not by THEM, actually by PC World itself not allowing it to go through. I call PC World and they tell me they don't why it's happened but they need all my info again. I explain that I'm in bed, just out of hospital and don't know where my wallet and credit card details are - but surely they have that info from the original agreement which is less than two months old (and I can answer any security questions they want). But, no. They don't have the credit card number any more because they've CANCELLED my warranty because the payment didn't go through and I'll need to set it up again. Can't they liaise with the department that has the paperwork? No. I'D have to send a letter to that department authorising them to give the other department the info. Or wait until I can find my credit card in the next few days... and not be covered until I do.

Just checking... it was ME who had the brain malfunction, wasn't it?

I've been able to lessen the pain-killers dosage and also walk about a bit, so I'm happy with my progress, even if I still ache. My friend Dina put me onto Diclofenac diethylammonium, but I prefer to refer to it by its brand name which is Voltarol (mainly because I think it sounds like a cool Transformer), It's an anti-inflammatory cream which has really helped with the damage to my sciatic nerve. Add to the dose a couple of basic paracetamol and I'm doing fine-ish.

Also I got a funny card and best wishes from another colleague, Johnny Messias which raised a smile. But the big surprise was a bunch of flowers and a pizza delivery organised by Mark Millar and the lovely people at Millarworld. But this wasn't your ordinary pizza... oh no, this was from the Gourmet CHOCOLATE Pizza company. ( http://www.gourmetchocolatepizza.co.uk/) Slices of crisp, crunchy and just delicious choccy goodness in a pizza box. Almost puts jaffa cakes to shame. Oh, yes.

Thanks, guys. Wish I was with you for the Dublin Comic-Con this weekend, but I'll raise a slice and think of you!

Despite me being off ill for the last two weeks, the latest issue of Impact got off to the printers approximately on time. I'd done most of my existing work prior to Hallowe'en and the only articles I couldn't provide were Thought Bubble coverage and the Leverage piece - both of which will now feature in #205.

The unconventional but stylish cover was a bit of a battle to keep but I think it will work well with genre fans. I generally think Impact needs to tilt to a more older audience and this Watchmen cover actually asks an important question rather than just cut and pastes existing studio images. I think audiences respond to a magazine's efforts to engage debate and be controversial (and Alan Moore is certainly that), so I guess the proof of the pudding will be in the eating, but I hope enough fans pick it up to prove my point to the publishers that we shouldn't just do the easiest, most basic designs.

Credit must go to Neal Molyneaux, Mike Leeder, Kerry Glover, Big John Bierly and Dina Burgess for stepping up to the plate in my absence and helping out in the past two weeks, giving me some breathing space before plunging (plummetting?) into some light work for #205, probably next week.

Anyway, please buy or order Impact #204 (out in about ten days time in the UK ) if you can... (clicketh this link to the official website). You won't regret it.

A week on and the headaches are fading and the pain in my legs is starting to subside a bit (as little as 72hrs ago I could barely get out of bed). However I'm making good progress on my complete West Wing box-set and have given myself over to Jaffa Cakes as the recovery food of choice. I'm also getting to the point where I can type more and start putting together some material for Impact, though I won't physically be going into the office for a while yet.

I've been watching with sadness the wildfires consuming parts of Los Angeles (most of the people I know seem to be sufficently away from the flames for now) and have fallen asleep several times while watching various news-channels (Bill O'Reilly seems particularly effective at helping me with that). I haven't been out of the house in a week and barely out of the room - and I'm slowly going stir crazy, though I'd rather be sensible now than put back the full recovery.

But I did miss the Thought Bubble event at which I was supposed to present a panel and that's damned annoying. I hear it went very well, so congrats to all involved. There'll be a piece by Sabrina Peyton in a forthcoming issue of Impact rather than the one I was originally to write myself. Despite all the chaos, this latest issue apparently looks great.

Okay, time for the daily drugs, drink and jaffa cakes and then sleep. So... not ALL bad then.

Quick update: The headaches have lessened quite a bit, but I'm still having major problems with balance and walking and the whole legs 'not really working the way they're supposed to' thing. The mind is firing on all cylinders, but the body feels like it's taken a beating. Which I guess is exactly what's happened.

It seems that it's most likley that the convulsions last weekend threw something out in my back or trapped a nerve. Didn't notice it at first as the head hurts were the most pressing pressure, but this whole agony thing isn't half what it's cracked up to be.

Takes all the fun out of resting.

I think it was Mark Twain who said “Rumours of my death have been greatly exagge…wait, George Michael? What the heck are you doing in my living room?”

So. Deep breath. Breathe In. Breathe Out. Repeat.

Ignore the half-skulled man in the previous Hallowe'en post below from October 31st. The following day, November 1st, was one of the most f*cking scary moments in my entire life - and remember, I’m a guy who has so far lived through being nearly fatally poisoned, shot, threatened and interviewing Britney Spears.

Let me be blunt: last weekend there were several hours when I literally thought I was going to die (and if you believe everything on Wikipedia, I probably should have). Late Saturday afternoon, I suddenly got a headache that within a few seconds I knew wasn’t JUST a headache. Not even a migraine. Fortunately, I knew my parents weren’t far away and called them - explaining I thought I needed help and if they arrived to find me unconscious (a real possibility) they should call the paramedics. Within an hour, and amidst bouts of pain and vomiting, the ambulance got me to the hospital. Amazingly fast tests were done (God, I love the NHS!) and I was admitted to a ward. The following day I had a further scan (and angiogram) which confirmed I’d had a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage and there were ongoing discussions about the severity and the consequences. While the images were analysed etc I was confined to a bed and unable to even turn my head without more intense pain and body spasms. Hell of a weekend.

On Monday I was told that as far as haemorrhages go, I’d effectively been hit head on by a Ford Cortina rather than an Optimus Prime juggernaut. For those who need to know specifics, this was a bleed outside the actual brain, pushing against the skull (if I’d been more like Eli Stone and his George Michael musical ‘visions’, it would have been an aneurism inside the brain itself) and so the essential efforts were sorting out if this was a one-off, an underlying problem or something that required further surgery. After another twenty-four hours it appeared the first situation was the case - that there was no sign of further bleeding and that there appeared to be no rhyme or reason to the event. Layman terms: shit happens and a mixture of luck, cleanISH living and fast enough reactions meant that after some convalescence I should make a full recovery.

Right now, it looks I’m going to be ensconced at my parentals’ house until Christmas (simply as a sensible precaution), limiting my workload to the minimum and working my way through continued severe headaches/dizziness (safe, if nothing to be sneezed at - literally) and hobbling around (due to similar conditions to meningitis, there’s some linked general swelling and stiffness in the shoulders, back and legs) and for this week at least, largely just confined to bed and hellish Daytime TV - though I could watch that Obama acceptance speech over and over again.

It’s annoying I won’t make the Thought Bubble event and panels with Mark Millar that I was due to host next week (Tamsin, Lisa... give 'em hell!) nor quite likely a long-arranged set-visit later in the month, but I KNOW how lucky I am.

Thanks to EVERYONE at the LGI and their Neurology Department for their care; everyone who sent their best wishes - especially the Facebookers and HLWW listers. I’ll be getting back to you all as my sleep and thinking patterns even out. In the meantime, immediate thanks to Kerry - who knew the real dangers all too well - for immediately jumping in to organise Impact material, Jilly for her sense of humour and Carmel for getting the word out. Thanks to Big Mike, Dina et al for the speedy texts.

And, of course, thanks beyond the telling of it to my mum and dad for just... being there.
You’ll understand, I may not be posting quite as much for a while. But I’ll be around.



So. Breathe In. Breathe Out. Repeat.

I haven't been out for drinks with local friends in quite a while, so when Sabrina Peyton (who I know through Millarworld and Thought Bubble) mentioned a Hallowe'en party at the FAB Cafe in Leeds I decided I might as well let my hair down (while I still can) and even get into the fancy-dress side of it.

One thing I love about Americans is the enthusiastic way that they throw themselves into the holiday spirit. I've always been a bit envious about the fun and gusto that people like Kerry have put into their own costumes and fear-stivities. Hallowe-en in the UK has often been soley for the kiddies and even having said that, nowadays parents are less likley to let their kids knock on strange doors for candy. However there were a lot of adults dressed up for the occasion in Leeds City Centre and my self-applied half-skull face (80p kiddies make-up kit used to best effect proving cheap is cheerful) didn't seem too shabby.

Sabrina got dressed up as Hellboy's Liz Sherman (or was it a fully-armoured Sarah Palin?), Tasmin Isles was a garotted Marie Antionette and Lisa Wood was a bloodied widow (who knew these quiet, unassuming individuals could be so scary? Well, me, actually.). The Travelling Man's comic shop owner Nabil had a bullet-in-the-head, but thankfully no serious injury.

Spent some time at Travelling Man discussing the forthcoming Thought Bubble event, setting the world to rights etc before heading to the FAB Cafe, where alcohol was imbibed, snacks were snacked upon and Superman was dancing with a pumpkin, Torquemada was chatting with the Ghostbusters' Slimer and Sweeney Todd was serving a round of drinks to The Joker. So, pretty much your average night out in Leeds.
Enjoyed a few Coronas, thought didn't get out of my 'skull'...but it was a fun night out and good practise for the TB event in a couple of weeks!

So, it must have been an interesting week to be a fly on the wall of the BBC.

Chatshow presenter Jonathan Ross, a guest on unsuccessful wannabee-libertine (but successful self-publicising idiot) Russell Brand's radio show, decide they should both ring up veteran actor Andrew Sachs when he doesn't do a scheduled interview and leave a message on his answer-phone. This turns into the kind of rant/message that includes the men giggling over how Brand may have 'fucked Sachs' grand-daughter' on a previous occasion and how Sachs now might want to kill himself. Then then decide to leave another message which again dissolves into offensive farce. So far the Beeb has received around 27,000 complaints - though to be fair, many generated by tabloid The Daily Mail's self-serving headline 'shame' campaign rather than the initial audience for the radio show.

Ross can be a bit of a prat and pureile on his own show, but would usually know better. Brand is a talentless idiot who simply likes to shock (for my American readers, he's the British guy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the 'comic' called your outgoing President a 'cowboy retard' at the recent MTV Music Awards). Brand pranced around for a few days giving non-apology apologies and has now 'decided' to leave his job at the BBC. Quite why he had a job to begin with is bizarre but it's quite right that he takes a large chuck of the blame alongside Ross and especially the producer who ALLOWED the show to be broadcast despite it being pre-recorded and Sachs making a formal complaint and NOT giving permission. Ross remains in his job, but suspended. It was shameful 'entertainment' and shows what people can do when they think they're invincible and unaccountable. Thankfully the BBC has belatedly done something about it, but should have done better.

In less salacious but more interesting news, David Tennant has confirmed he's stepping down as Doctor Who after the 2009 specials. A new actor will assume the mantle in the full 2010 season. Tennant will be a bloody tough act to follow, but new show-runner Stephen Moffatt looks like he knows what he's doing. Who will be cast? Exactly. I'm sure they'll get it right.

Wait. Russell Brand resigns from his day job on the same day that they announce there'll be a new Doctor? Ye Gods. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I'm tired. It's been a busy week. Well, given recent weeks at least.

Tuesday I had a doctor's appointment (nothing serious, I'll live)

Wednesday was the first of my National School Film Week presentations and I was up early to get to the cinema in Bradford for about 9:45am. This was for This is England, the 2006 film about a young kid growing up in 1980s Britain and becoming involved with a group of skinheads. I hadn't seen it on general release and though not easy viewing, it's got some good performances and is more about the nature of belonging than it is about the racism which existed/exists. There were supposed to be about 200 kids at the Q&A afterwards, but only a fraction turned up - however there were some good questions asked and hopefully some decent answers from me. Somewhere, some street corner is crowded. Go get 'em, Mr Truant Officer!

On Thursday, the second presentation was for The Orphanage, the rather brillaint suspense movie from Spain and which was produced by Guillermo del Toro, the guy behind Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy etc. I had seen this one before, but it stood up to a second viewing and even had some of the teachers jumping out of their seats at a couple of key moments. This is my kind of 'horror' movie... very little violence and all about atmosphere. Very effective. You can keep your silly torture porn, THIS is how to do those scares properly. Had about 50 kids in the audience afterwards, though the questions leaned towards 'Who's the most famous person you've ever met?'

Friday was another early start so that I could get across to Impact to pick up the new issue (good content, but the cover printing leaves a bit to be desired, dammit) and then get back to Leeds to interview Dave Gibbons. Dave was the artist on Watchmen and is a throughly nice bloke. He's had a much more happier experience with Hollywood than Alan Moore (Watchmen's writer) and his new book Watching the Watchmen is a great look at the visual evolution of the comic - just a few months ahead of the big screen adaptation hitting cinemas. I'll be typing up that interview tomorrow to run in the next Impact - got to have it ready for Monday.

Next week should be a bit easier on the sleep-patterns and the eyes, but will be working late into the night as usual. The weather's turning colder, which means winter is on the way. Ah well, better start that Christmas shopping, packing and get ready to turn that clock back tomorrow am.

It was a very good/bad week to be called Joe if you live in the US. The funniest Palin since Michael (intentional or not) was referring to Joe Six-Pack; McCain was referring to Joe Lieberman; Obama was talking up Joe Biden and then everyone was discussing Joe the Plumber. The irony being that the latter Joe, who'd complained to Obama on camera about tax increases for the reasonably wealthy, apparently isn't even a registered plumber and is so far behind on paying taxes that a) he wouldn't even be hit by increases to the top layer and b) probably wouldn't pay them anyway. And, hey, Joe's his middle name not his first. (Then again, I've got room to talk).

Everyone it seems is taking trips abroad. My parentals are off in Malta, where it's nice and sunny and there are apparently very few actual falcons. A colleague/friend of mine has been off in Italy driving jaguars, courtesy of a press trip. (I seem to miss these jolly jaunts). Meanwhile I'm holding the fort back in the UK. Not so much a fort, more a hut, but you get the drift.

The last week's been busy. I was in London to do some press for Frost/Nixon, Ron Howard's new movie. Not a bad movie at all - but can't say anymore because there's a pesky embargo until January! Peh. Will be even busier next week as I have the National Schools' Film Week events (see right) to host and hopefully an interview to do on Friday.

However with the year whizzing by I've been chatting with Jill and it looks as if I'll be heading out of the country too... back to Iowa for Christmas/New Year. It should be fun. I've seen Iowa in the sweltering heat and now I'll see it in its icy glory. (I've ben told to bring a shovel... then again, I usually am). Given last year's foreign trip debacle elsewhere, I'm obviously taking my life in my hands ... but there's every reason to hope this holiday season will be more sedate. And if not sedate, at least afield of dreams full of fun.

Oh. And the PC World money arrived. Which is nice.


There's an old saying in our family. Actually it's a relative new one, but it still rings true. It goes: 'Don't Mess with a Moz' (It's like Galaxy Quest's ' never retreat, never surrender...' maxim, but from a more wuthering climate)

We Mosbys are a reasonable, easy-going bunch but if people mess with us or people we know, we tend to stand our ground and not give in to pressure. It's not opportunistic, but if there's a time we KNOW we're being short-changed or taken advantage of, we don't give in to a war of attrition. Years ago I spent nearly six months and risked a court-case because I KNEW I'd been overcharged for a gas bill by over £300. The gas company swore they NEVER make mistakes and swore they'd make me pay but after months of wrangling I was able to use documented proof and a little bit of common-sense to get them to admit that 'Whoops, yes we kinda did. Sorry. Shoulda spotted that earlier, goshdarnit!' Damn right. That - and my mum's similar run-ins and triumphs over the years - make me not take the crap from bullying big corporations, even when they hit you with indifferent sales-staff, dishonest representatives and un-relentingly stupid advice that never helps resolve the issue at hand.

I'm not going to go through all my experiences with PC World. Regular readers (I'm sure there are SOME) can check back through my recent blog entries. However I am going to say that about ten days after being told by a rep that my ongoing complaint had reached an impasse (and to generally go forth and reproduce with myself) and subsequently firing off a very indignant letter to the Managing Director of PC World, I just received a letter with a pretty decent high-ranking apology and the admission that I was right, the service HAS been consistently dreadful and, yes, I should be getting a cheque to cover my long, drawn-out troubles.

Can I have a whoo and a hoo? Yes, I think I can.

It's not a remotely big cheque and it hasn't actually turned up yet. But it's just enough to reinforce my faith in constructive complaining. Always be polite. Always be thruthful. Always be willing to go to the top. Never let the bastards grind you down. And never be too afraid to mention you just happen to edit a national magazine and PR payback would be a bitch.

So, like many people I'm watching the financial chaos which seems to be gripping most of the world and shows no sign of abating any time soon, bail-outs or not.

This is where things get interesting...Currently there's a big argument in the UK because a lot of our local councils and businesses have stored or invested their money in banks in Iceland. Iceland banks just froze (irony?) a lot of their banks' dealings and so the UK is demanding their deposited money back - because frankly, without those millions, some of our own institutions are quickly going to be in trouble. Iceland's banks are refusing to let money be transfered out because it was badly affect THEIR economy, so the UK government is getting tough and threatening legal action to grab the money back. Now...the ONLY way to legally do this is to instigate procedures under the anti-terrorist laws, thus putting Iceland in the 'terrorist' camp, albeit only by conveniently legal classification, not by deed. However if Iceland (a tad miffed by this semantic classification) is suddenly a 'terrorist' state then people may ironically note that were must have been investing with terrorists and shouldn't someone be punished for that too? Semantics are a bitch. Come to think of it why were our local councils sending their money to Iceland when they could and should have been investing within the UK itself.

Though this is a truly serious situation the world is in, I think the rumours that marauding gangs will soon be roaming the streets lookign for tinned food and that Leeds will become the Wild West (or even Mad Max) territory are rather extreme, but this current crisis does show how quickly a modern way of life can be tripped up. But the news that the recently bailed-out AIG Bank has just taken its top exectutives off for a six figure spa weekend while investors lose their savings... well, it does show the haves and the have nots gap is widening now that the haves simply have yours.

Me? If my banks get into trouble, I'm taking my overdraft elesewhere!

Well, just got back from Cinema Days where I got to see about twelve upcoming films and seem to have developed eye-strain and over-tiredness. Perhaps the two are connected?

The films varied in quality, though there were no truly outstanding movies. Some were quite good (Ghost Town, Clubbed, Lakeview Terrace, Easy Virtue, Slumdog Millionaire, Inkheart), some were okay but a tad disappointing given their cast and potential (What Just Happened, Body of Lies) and others were so dreadful that I wouldn't recommend them to anyone (the worst of which was the deeply unpleasantly bizarre Surveillance - a gruesome so-called thriller for which I'd worked out the twist and lost interest in after ten minutes - directed by Jennifer Lynch. The film does nothing to change my opinion that Lynch is a lousy film-maker whose work is purely a pale immitation of her father's - so doubly damned.

Danny Boyle, Kris Marshall and a few others turne dup to promote their projects, but over-all there were not the big names we could once attract to the event and if it hadn't been for the social side, it might not have been worth going on a potential-revenue level.

Over the next few weeks I'm hosting a couple of Film Education screenings and there'll be a few more press outings - but I'm hoping I can get a few deadline sout of the way and buckle down to generating some more outlets and getting some more finances sorted pre-Christmas. Both are do-able if I can get some balance to the schedule restored.

Oh and after the gosh-darnit Vice Presidential debate of last week which was a tenth of the fun of the superior Saturday Night Live sketches to date, it'll be interesting to see if the Obama-McCain second round raises my blood-pressure or only an eyebrow. Be careful, it's a lipstick jungle out there...

It's been one of those weeks where people have been amazingly helpful or rat-bastard idiots from the planet Arse. (Otherwise known as PC World).

Let's get the necessary rat-bastardiness out of the way by laughing heartily and crying softly at the PC World complaints liasion who told me that if I didn't like the fact I'd have to wait for a written response to my attempts to halt my ongoing problems and complaints then I should... write a letter to them explaining my grievances. I swear I nearly reached down the phone and hit him with a blunt object of which I'm sure there were many lying about. Equally while away this weekend at Collectormania I got a call from said Written Complaints Department to explain they were really sorry about hearing all the problems I'd had, but couldn't do much without receipts of my expenditures etc. Given I won't have the five hours of my calls on my phone bill until at least December (and maybe not if then if the shorter calls don't show up) nor my credit card bill for a month ,that would take a while. Also I've learned (albeit by asking the same question over and over again until it was admitted through clenched teeth) that it's COMPANY POLICY that I won't get a penny of compenstaion other than those specific, exact to the penny provable expenditures. So I won't get anything for being lied to, admittedly misled, messed around, losing work time because of false promises, used petrol etc for the last few weeks. In short, they slap the wrists of the people that do it, but don't compensate the victim. As I said, rat-bastards. I'll be mailing Managing Director Rat Bastard Snr. forthwith. If no joy, BBC's Watchdog may get a call. Messeth with the Moz, ye not.

In better news, I spent a few hours talking with and interviewing Mark Sheppard (of Firefly, Leverage, Battlestar Galactica, Bionic Woman, 24 etc fame and pictured above) after Kerry helped set it up (she's working on Leverage with him at the mo). Very nice guy who could talk a hind leg off a donkey and then sell it back to the donkey and make a profit. Plus he has a really nice new, cutting-edge I-Phone. I think I have device envy. Also caught up with his BSG co-star Jamie Bamber to finish an interview I started last week. So all in all, that was a worthwhile trip.

I have to type up all of that before Cinema Days at the end of this week, so won't be getting much rest. It's not all as exciting as it sounds and I'll be judging not-that-profitable deadlines for a while yet.

All job offers entertained and chocolate accepted.

Apparently it was just 'Talk like a Pirate' Day. Why are these days so popular... I don't know, they just arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

*ahem*

But talking about pirates, the PC World/lost laptop situation stumbles ever forward. I've now been recompensed for the actual new laptop I bought. It doesn't take into account the TWO WEEKS I've had to wait for a refund on my credit card, nor the 4+ hrs of phone-calls, curtailed travel and general incompetence at every level, so I'm pursuing further compensation from their head office. I spoke to someone on the phone there and they refused to offer me more than £20 as a 'goodwill gesture' so that was a non-starter - I'll be looking for much more than that as I've already spent that on trying to sort this out.

I do have MOST of my e-mails back, though not the specific ones I needed (Sod's Law). The discs with the e-mail files on them were supposed to be posted to me, but naturally they weren't and I had to pick them up from the store as well. *sigh* The mind boggles, the blood boils...

Right now, I'm juggling a wave of outgoing bills with some events I have to attend. I hope to be at Collectormania in Milton Keynes next week. I spoke to Battlestar Galactica's Jamie Bamber on Friday and hope to catch him at the event next weekend. Kerry has helped set up a chat with actor Mark Sheppard as well, so hopefully I can get that done there too. Then it's Cinema Days the week after. Definitely need some more paid work coming in (writing and designing) , but also a ton of existing work and chores to get done too. No rest for etc etc

A couple of the bulletin boards I'm on have been talking about the new TV season's offerings and some of the attention has been on the returning Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. For me it's one of the most annoying programmes, only because I WANT to like it: it has a great premise, some decent performances, a truck-load of mythology to draw from and yet... and yet, if feels so damned lazy.

I appreciate I'm not a TV writer - sure, I think I've got one in me somewhere, but with the Impact duties, freelance duties, HLWW duties, designing stuff and other tasks, they keep me distracted - but T:TSCC feels like the characters are merely being mechanically moved around to get to a designated plot-point (oh, the irony). For me, GREAT television drama - and even some merely good stuff - works much better when it's the other way around; when the plot is or seems to be realistically driven by a character's believable actions and reactions. Bascially, less 'This would be a really cool scene...' and more of 'This is a really cool character, what if he...' etc.

Two episodes into the new T:TSCC season, I'm banging my head gainst the monitor and losing track of the plot-points that distract me, rather than draw me in. Some, admittedly, are a tad geeky and probably based around pragmatic production choices (How come Cameron gets all blowed up and yet comes out looking relatively unscathed etc) but others... meh. Is John SO stupid he would risk the lives of himself, his family and the whole world to take a leap of faith that his reset (actually polishing a memory-stick several times) of Cameron would work, but not take any precautions in case he hadn't? After a week of near-death escapades, would he bring back a girl to his unseen new super secwet home and NOT be bothered when she starts going on about the future and builds him a robot? Would Sarah let said really-annoying-character spend the night (and would John behave THAT gentlemanly?) And... tell me, is it really THAT easy to get into a nuclear power station's even more super secwet control areas with a self-made plastic badge and no background check? Has a guy from the future (yet another one?) who dies in your arms unable to inpart a key-to-the-future message, a severe 'lack-of-priorities' problem when he's revealed to have spent a great deal of time in your basement writing a thesis on the wall in his own blood instead of TELLING you things?). And don't even get me started on 'The Urinator' scene in the premiere. As a guy, that's just a very unsettling visual - and complete Garbage.

Instead of broadening its canvas, T:TSCC needs to tighten it's remit, concentrate on the clever scenes (Cameron writing in bar-code - brilliant), the possibly poignant (Sarah's cancer) and the meaningful (make John less pouty and 'Befuddle-me Emo' and get more with the program, literally) and less on the super conspiracy angle which seems to be at the whim of a diverging timeline and umpteen chronologically-challenged resistance fighters, anyway.

Less deux ex machina, more plot-mechancics, please. Otherwise, I'll be driven to only watch Bones (as long as they PROMISE to never do a London episode again) and House (because watching that and Blackadder back-to-back just proves Laurie is an acting tour-de-force).
Terminator... convince me, if you want to live.

Okay, a public service announcement for anyone who might be confused:

RIGHT: My brother's debut novel from a few years back

LEFT: NOT my brother's debut novel... from a few days ago.

I'm reliably informed the interiors are different...

Yesterday was a long day. I went down to London (where surprisngly the sun was shining) to do an interview with Alan Moore. For those who don't know the name he's the guy who originally wrote Watchmen and V for Vendetta, two of the biggest / most controversial comcis ever produced. He has a reputation for being opinionated and has fallen out with Hollywood numerous times (sometimes understandbly) and given his Hell's Angel like frame /unfeasibly bushy beard, I was a tad nervous.

I needn't have worried. Though opinionated, he's an interviewer's dream in the sense that he's not afraid to talk at length (an interviewer's nightmare is the guy who just says 'Yes', 'No' or 'No comment' to every single question). There were lots of things I might have disagreed with Moore about, but he knows why he thinks what he does and the conversation was a good one and it'll produce a good piece for Impact.

Oh, yes, and...The Laptop Saga (Part IV: A New Hope). After being told conclusively and finally that my original laptop had gone the way of the dodo (if the dodo had been put in the wrong pile on the wrong shelf and summararilly destroyed by an over-eager employee without so much as a 'Whoops, there' goes my hard-drive! 'and disappeared forever never to be seen again by man, Stuart, their tech guy, now informs me it's back, risen from the dead in a way so unexpectedly lucky that people may well be writing books about it 2000 years from now. Still not working, but with salvagable parts. So, I have a new laptop, I SHOULD get the e-mails back from my old one, but - of course - there's no word on the vouchers/credit note that should have been issued over a week ago. Indeed, someone I spoke to at the PC World head office confirmed my claim was shut down a week ago because... and wait for this... I didn't ring them as told to. (My phone bill: 4hrs worth of calls and rising). After picking myself up off the floor and making mental notes to possibly ask Alan Moore to curse them, I demanded to speak to 'Melissa', my contact there. She wasn't in that day. She was supposed to call this weekend. She hasn't. I smell blood in the air.

Perhaps that's also because of the devastatingly funny and accurate SNL sketch:


The laptop saga ("This time it's personal... computer") continues, though at least someone seems to be on the actual case. As I suspected the refund will take some extra days to come through but one of the tech people at PC World is at least trying to establish exactly what happened, why and how I'm further compensated - added to the fact that he doesn't think I'll get my hard-drive (or e-mails) back as they can't even find the damn machine or track where it went. Apparently all the problems may have started when they input the wrong info into their system when I brought it in (confusing it with a laptop my parentals had bought last year). The new laptop is fine so far, but I've spent a fortune in phone-calls, petrol and basic inconvenience, so I'm not letting this issue go. Did I drop on them the fact I'm the very annoyed editor of a national magazine? Oh, I think I did.

Of course, all this hardship may be moot. Tomorrow there's this big scientific experiment going on on the French/Swiss border where they are apparently firing atoms at atoms somewhere deep under ground to see how the universe was created...and we are assured that there's only a very minimal risk of this creating a black hole that destroys all life on the Earth. Which is nice.

Me? I'm thinking PC World are just holding out to see how that experiment goes first.

So, I'm typing on a new laptop. An ACER 5920 for those who want to byte off more than they can chew. :)

Of course, it wasn't - and maybe still isn't - that simple. Because of the whole 'replacement operating procdure' and the fact I wasn't prepared to wait for the crdit note/vouchers to take days to come through, I've had to pay for this laptop (£399-ish) upfront. What is SUPPOSED to happen is that the vouchers should be sent to PC World and the manager will then cash those in and recredit my VISA card very quickly. SUPPOSED to is the key word here as I suspct, despite assurances, that there'll be a signifcant amount missing off my card for over a week. And I still have to get my e-mail back from the old computer as there was no reason for me to remove them for what should have been a minor reapir on the laptop's bodywork, not software.

Still.

Pretty laptop. :)

Further adventures in Lap-topping...

My laptops always seem to cause me problems. Though the untold benefit of having access to a computer while travelling is, well, untold.. they always seem to develop faults and those faults seem to be compounded by when they happen and how easy they are to get sorted.

Earlier this year I think I blogged about problems with the keyboard and the fact it took two weeks to send away and repair. Ha! The good old days. I noticed the minute the laptop came back from repair that every so often the power would fluctuate, in short if I didn't have the battery in or the power lead at JUST the right angle then it might spontaneously turn itself off. Though this only happened every so often, the battery needed to be in all the time, just in case - hence the battery wore down quicker. During August the power problem had increased to such a degree I had to put it in for repair AGAIN. I was told it would take about two weeks again. C'est la vie. Except... when I call to find out the status this week (around three weeks after taking it in) I'm told there's been a few problems and they're waiting for a specific part, but otherwise all is fine. Call back on Thursday! I do. Only this time I'm met with confusion. The laptop, which has to be physically repaired by a third party was apparently NEVER picked up from the PC World store because PC World didn't confirm details. In short, despite the assurances, it's been a shelf ornament for nearly a month and still is. So, I've been let down by them AND lied to about its status. Never mind says another representative, we apologise and we'll get someone to phone you back by the end of business Thursday or very leatest Fri morning to sort out how quickly we can get those repairs done and back to you!

You're way ahead of me if you're guessing no-one called, but you're also right. Another hour on the phone this morning and no-one was confirming the actual ststus of the laptop or that I should have even received that promised call. In fact, I'm once again calling three or four different numbers and being passed from pillar to post with a 'sounds awful, but you need to speak to someone else...'

FINALLY, spoke to someone on the other end of the phone at Head Office who agrees that the service has been inexcusable, tells me that the laptop actually CAN'T be repaired, so.... I can have a new laptop (hopefully all old e-mails not lost - they were the only things I couldn't quickly transfer before it left). Just not sure when I can get it. There's vouchers and timing and details to sort before that happens. They were going to call back within two hours. Of course... that was one hour and fifty five minutes ago and... nothing.

Utterly hopeless service on almost every level until the last hour and fingers crossed that I actually will have something to show for my time and trouble. However, the last few months have shown me that with the lessons my mother has taught me (she's the Jedi-Master of justifiably effective complaining) I definitely know WHEN to complain, HOW to complain and make sure I come out of it with something to show for the trouble.

So. New laptop. Hopefully. Whooo - with a cautious side-helping of Hoooo. Maybe.

Spent a day in London as Warner Bros. launched Rocknrolla on an unsuspecting public - well, probably quite suspecting as the public knows what to expect from a Guy Ritchie film and his last couple haven't done that well. However this is the guy (sic) that brought the world Lock, Stock... and Snatch so there's a certain kind of film that he does well if you like your gangster-chic to be of the cockney dramedy style.

The film is actually fairly good as long as you know what to expect and the likes of Gerard Butler, Thandie Newton, Tom Wilkinson and Idris Elba do nothing to hinder the pace and proceedings. It's packed with too many characters with silly names (One-Two, Mumbles, Handsome Bob) and overlapping plots and isn't as clever as it thinks it is, but the result isn't too shabby and better than I thought it would be.

The press event all took place in what appeared to be a normally disused building on the banks of the Thames which Warners had slapped with posters and temp lighting. There was a lot of pomp and circumstance, but also a feeling that they were all trying hard to be hip and make this a bigger thing than it was. But the press stuff went well. The cast seemed a bit bored but answered questions well enough (i watched as Ritchie expertly swatted the Daily Mail - that bastion of maintaining Britain's morality - for hypocritically asking about the state of his marriage to Madonna... ahh they never cease to disappoint) and I even got some stuff from Mark Strong about his role in the adaptation of Mark Millar's Kick-Ass. Still hoping to get on the set of that project if I can work things out with Mr M. in October.

All very exciting, but now back to the normal everyday world and day in and day out routine and hoping it won't be too long before I get my normal laptop back from repair. Back to work...

The DVD sleeves for HLWW are now finally done and dusted, though there'll be another set of designs to do in the near future. The current batch are covering much of the 2007 Vancouver event and took a little longer to do than I'd anticIpated because of other commitments and a changed schedule of release. However I'm pleased with the unique branding & packaging and the five separate titles should be on sale soon via the official site.

I tried to stay awake to watch the Obama acceptance speech to the whole of the Denver stadium and TV audiences overnight (starting 3:00am-ish UK time), but decided that about 20 minutes in I was fading fast and would catch the rest today in the numerous repeats. On full viewing, I have to say he WAS impressive, hugely more charismatic than McCain and with the kind of reassuring tone and confidence that reminds me of the flag-waving on the day Tony Blair took office. Of course, a) he hasn't even been elected yet and b) we all know how Blair turned out... but this US election has got me quite energised - either way it's a genuine crossroads for the country and maybe the world. McCain has just announced the little-known Alaskan Sarah Palin as his surprise running mate, so that should keep things interesting. Only 67 days to go to find out which way it'll swing. It'll keep the partially 'impartial' news services going for a while, anyway.

Easyish day tomorrow with just general chores to get out of the way including items for Impact. Off to London on Sunday to do Rocknrolla press early on Monday but beyond that brief excitement it's the normal day-to-day routine of paying bills, chasing cheques and exercising my PhotoShop and writing skills.
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Perhaps a major lottery win will be forthcoming...

If you have any spare Vice, I'll definitely be your President...

Vote or Die!

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It's been one of those 'blah' weeks where little things kept going wrong - nothing earth shattering or cataclysmic, merely a minor series of chores and irritations that I could easily have done without. However any week you can walk away from is a good one. And hey, I won £5 on the lottery - that'll go in the travel fund jar. Go, me... well, eventually!

I've also just about finished the designs for the next series of HLWW DVDs which I'll put up on the site when they officially launch them next month and I'll also be adding Valentine Pelka's name to the list of guests at the LA event on the designs for adverts etc. (Val, who played Kronos in several key episodes of the show, is also from Leeds, so there'll be at least two Leodians in Los Angeles in April)

And... drum-roll... Jane Doe Horror is also finally up and running. JDH is a site created by my erstwhile mango-wielding, partner-in-crime Jill and her team of ninja reviewers, out to redress the male-dominated bias when it comes to covering the horror genre. (Or, to put it simply, they like good scary movies and are sick of people being surprised by that!). There's a whole range of reviews up, covering the good, the bad and the very ugly of horror and sci-fi and a message board has just been added as well. I've helped put together the look and branding of the site and though the remit is 'horror flicks reviewed by chicks' I will be offering the ocassional review as the token male (a postion I'm happy to assume). I'll be adding a review of 'The Source' as I think it could qualify, but though I stand-by the fact that 'Showgirls' is one of the greatest horror outings ever made, I'm still working on convincing the rest of the Does of the case for its inclusion.

The rest of this weekend will be final design tweakage, probably another late-night working and catching some of the Olympic footage. It's interested me more than I thought it would and the British teams have generally done us proud. Finally saw a repeat of the full 'opening' ceremony last night (only a day before it finishes - I get there in the end) and it was utterly spectacular. However I can't help thinking that with the next Olympics heading to London in 2012 (budget now 3x what was claimed and rising), the UK committee must have been looking at the mind-boggling scale and shininess of the Chinese effort and thinking "We've got to follow this? Shit..."
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I already predict a gold medal in the freestyle queueing and stiff upper lipness relay.